S4: FAQ

[Mr B]

Yo folks it is getting closer to start Season 5!
But before that we need to determine a winner of Valhalla and how Valhalla will look for season 5.
So we need   a FAQ, Final And Qualification games!

The grand finale will take place in the home town of the Cougar Kittens where the Amazons will see the undead Nattbowlarna as opponents. In the end a new champ will be crowned.

And who will join the HighElfs Virgins No More from Ulls who won and will be granted a ticket to Valhalla, that will be decided in the game between Last Steps - Undeads vs Skavens Flying Boom Bats BK who fights to avoid Ulls.

Cheers!
/B

[JerXou]

Alright Rotty if you are up for play im cool with it and actually would like to play :). Throw days/times you could play i should be free this weekend atleast sunday not 100% sure on saturday or friday. Next week im busy on monday otherwise i should be free.

[J-Reedy]

OK Mr. B. looks like the third encounter between the NattBowlarna and Kittens came a bit sooner than I expected. I'm a bit busy for couole of days but here are my free times that I'm 100% sure of at the moment (all times CET or GMT+1):
Sunday (6th) 7-21
Tuesday 18-21
Wednesday 18-21

Late Saturday might also be possible if I don't manage to score a date. So I'm hoping that I won't be available for gaming ;)

[Rotty]

Alright Rotty if you are up for play im cool with it and actually would like to play :). Throw days/times you could play i should be free this weekend atleast sunday not 100% sure on saturday or friday. Next week im busy on monday otherwise i should be free.

Nice! Didn't realize I had one more game to play. :)
Neither that I was that lowly ranked in the group  ::)

Sunday would be swell. Preferably early around 10:00 AM Swedish time together with my morning coffee. Where are you located irl JerXou? Sweden has GMT +1.
Does that suit you? I can  play later but the day is filled with things so I'm not sure when yet.

/ Rot

[JerXou]

Sounds cool ill see ya around then  :) Im yar neighbour from finland  :P

[Mr B]

OK Mr. B. looks like the third encounter between the NattBowlarna and Kittens came a bit sooner than I expected. I'm a bit busy for couole of days but here are my free times that I'm 100% sure of at the moment (all times CET or GMT+1):
Sunday (6th) 7-21
Tuesday 18-21
Wednesday 18-21

Late Saturday might also be possible if I don't manage to score a date. So I'm hoping that I won't be available for gaming ;)

I am quite busy as well so no worries.
Lets see if Wednesday will be a good day for us then starting around 20 cet.

Cheers!
/B

[Barmution]

Good luck to everyone lucky enough to get into the play-offs! May the best and most Nuffle-favored team win!

[J-Reedy]

Lets see if Wednesday will be a good day for us then starting around 20 cet.

Wednesday 20 CET it shall be, c u then.

[Rotty]

Sounds cool ill see ya around then  :) Im yar neighbour from finland  :P

Oi, JerXou, I'm logged in and ready to rumble when you are. (In case we can't find each other in Auld world) :)

[JerXou]

aaa okay ill be there having bit of trouble with stuff

[Rotty]

Last Steps - Boom Bats 2-1.

Intense game but mainly in favour of the dead guys. Boom bats lost their 4th thrower who now has joined the swollen ranks of Last steps. (Don't get why the throwers always dies.. hm.. )

Anyways GRATZ to Last steps for climbing up a division!!

See you all in the season after S5!

Happy BBing :D

/ Rot

[JerXou]

Alright thanks for the match rotty and i hope you have nice break. Very tough match and very amusing too. Surely we will meet again i hope :) Thanks!

[Mr B]

Alright thanks for the match rotty and i hope you have nice break. Very tough match and very amusing too. Surely we will meet again i hope :) Thanks!

Nice!
Congrats JerXou!
And for next season we would like to bring back Boodbowl Manager, where we can enjoy the replays over and over again :)

[Barmution]

Gratz, JerXou!

Keep on keeping on in the Valhalla Cup, you fiend  ;)

[J-Reedy]

BLOOD SPORTS SPOTLIGT SPECIAL - LIVE FROM THE FINALS
- Welcome ya all to very special edition of you favourite magicast Blood Sports Spotlight! Today we're coming to you live from the finals match of the Norsca Union League's Valhalla Cup! I'm Gron Grumbundy and I'm going to do a play by play report for you from the match between the amazonian Cougar Kittens and undead NattBowlarna. Short note about the qualification game to the Valhalla Cup before the game begins. The undead Last Steps won the game against the skaven Flying Boom Bats BK so it'll be Valhalla Cup for the Last Steps next season! Valhalla Cup is starting to look quite living challenged with two undead teams and one Khemri team no taking the field. But on to our game today! NattBowlarna are preparing to kick off, all of their 11 players available to play are already on the field and the Kittens have chosen their starting 11! And here's the kickoff! Going high but not far, and that goes for the referee too! Looks like some of more violence minded members of audience decided to knock some sense of justice into the zebra. And Marcia Bree caught the ball! She got the ball straight off! Two Kittens are moving to guard her and now the Kittens front line goes to work! DOWN and out goes the center zombie! Alyssa scores the KO! BUT WHAT NOW! CAMERON IS DOWN! Looks like she trusted too much that the opposing player would be distracted with her chest guard, or rather lack of it. Those kind of antics are not going to work with the zombies! Here comes Little Jimbo, laying a blitz on Lana Kreuk, the front guard for the ball carrier... OOOF, that must've hurt... AND IT DID! She's been carrieb out, looks like a badly hurt! Alyssa goes down, looks like she is stunned! And now Pebblebasher is on Marcia Bree but here comes Teri Susan to assist, so Marcia is able to lay a blitz on Pebblebasher! Pushed back... Pebblebasher sidesteps, she's not getting away... UNTIL NOW! Nice dodge and she's going deep into their own side, away from the line of scrimmage. The missed block of Cameron really hurt the Kittens, as the NattBowlarna got the upper hand! And speaking of hands here comes the Klangs fist towards Anne! CLEAN KO! And looks like Cameron was knocked out too! Kittens are being taken out on left on right. I heard rumours that Cougar Kittens might be easy but I didn't believe they would go down on you this easy! Marcia is going further back, no Nattbowlarna is going to touch her. Now if her team-mates just managed to create an opening. Teri Susan takes down Ponu the Greedy! He's OK, but here comes Eva Gabrielle with mischiefous smile on... Is she going to do the thing what undead look like? YES SHE IS, she fouls the foul looking Ponu! Ponu is stunned. Referee is trying his best to act like he didn't notice anything! Hope they didn't anger the undead... Little Jimbo is blitzing again, his first blitz scored a casualty, let's see what he will do NOW... THAT MUST'VE HURT! Teri Susan took the blitz and the medical team is on the field! Looks like the hired apotechary of the Kittens is saying that she is dead! But everybody sees that Teri is still moving! Looks like they're taking the doctor away, good news to Teri as she keeps on moving but looks like she won't be doing it as fast as earlier. Looks like Jimbo smashed her hip into smithereens. Violent lover that Little Jimbo. Kittens are trying to dodge out now, they're not getting any blocks with four players already out of the play... Jennifer didn't get away and here's Kling with a block... BADLY HURT! This is magnificent! NattBowlarna are taking Kittens down at will! Kittens are looking desperate, it's just a matter of time that Marcia is caught.... Now something is happening! Christina pushs back Molle the wight and sprints deep into Nattbowlarna territory. Marcia is coming forward and prepares to launch a pass... SHE FUMBLES IT! Ball scatters to her feet and Little Jimbo is coming fast! MARCIA GOES DOWN BUT HER HEAD GOES UP! She's as dead just she can be! Hugh Grant is looking at her but he is shaking his head... Looks like Marcia Bree won't be playing anymore... I stand corrected! Looks like the NattBowlarna necromancer sneaked on to Kittens dugout and is now re-animating Marcia! She's up and walking towards the NattBowlarna dugout! That was the third blitz for Little Jimbo and his third casualty! No question about the MVP of this game! And he even got the ball! Christina is trying to blitz him down but only manages a pushback as nobody is helping her... Just five Kittens on the field. Four. Jörgen Julbent just took Scavo Huffman out with a casualty. Kittens have lost now three of their blitzers, one permanently. Little Jimbo hand offs the ball to the wight Molle Stovansson and Molle is sprinting for the goal. Nothing much to do. All Kittens are down but Christina is trying again in desperation. Nothing there, too much dodging and she goes down... NattBowlarna keep on hitting on the Kittens. Looks like they're sweeping them off their feet but now they're not scoring. Unless you're Molle who just scored a touchdown! 1-0 for the Nattbowlarna just before the end of the first half! We'll return shortly with the second half, don't go anywhere!
- Welcome back! First half injuries have been amended or not if you're playing for the Cougar Kittens, only of the Kittens KOs is returning to game, so there'll be just 9 Kittens taking the field. ...or 10 if you count Marcia Bree who is now playing as the zombie in the full 11 corpse of the NattBowlarna... Kittens kick-off a short one to left ot line of scrimmage, ball bounces a bit but stays on the field. And here comes the front line punishment of the NattBowlarna, let's see if they are as efficent as in the first half. No they aren't. They didn't get any casualties. JUST TOO KO'S! Scarlett and Anne are being carried off the field as results from blocks from the touchdown scorer Molle and the trusty mummy Kling Karlsson. Ponu the Greedy has the ball and he's caged as securely as dwarfen gold treasury. Only seven Kittens on the field now, but they're still trying. Nice combo play! Christina takes down Stan Stump and Sandra runs in to boot Stan into the ribs. Stan looks like stunned. WHAT NOW! THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH! Alyssa is lying prone and now the necromancer is commanding the zombified Marcia Bree to foul her! This is adding an insult to a beating! The ref's had it! He is going to eject Marcia Bree. The necromancer is waving his hand at the referee and pointing at a brown envelope in his other hand but the ref won't take notice! Marcia has been ejected! It's a rare day when you see same player going out of game twice in the same game! Kittens look aghasted and they're dodging away and try to form a defensive line... They make the dodges but here comes the undead rush... Oh no... Jörgen Julbent has ripped out his own left arm and is beating Natalie with it while Pebblebasher is using Eva Gabrielle as a punching bag... That's two more knockouts. This isn't even funny anymore, this is a massacre! Just five Kittens left, Jennifer Cameron is trying to blitz the ghoul with the ball. She goes down while dodging... All the Kittens are now prone on the field and Ponu the Greedy runs a TD! 2-0 for NattBowlarna! Short break before the continue the second half!
- We're back! This time Kittens staff was more efficient at the knock-out recovery, it'll be 10 amazons against 11 unded this attack. The Cougar Kittens are lining up for fast score! Jennifer Cameron and Eva Gabrielle break through the NattBowlarna lines, J-C from the left and Eva from the right! Maria has the ball up she runs to scrimmage line! She's going for a pass! Fumbles it and the ball is down! NattBowlarna take some of the Kittens around the ball go down and Ponu the Greedy is going to pick up the ball... FUMBLE! Didn't get it up and the Kittens have a chance, let's see if they use it... J-C is running deeper! She's almost at the goal line! Natalie is dodging away and sprints for the ball... She's not going to do it, too many undeads there. SHE GOT IT! AND NOW SHE IS GOING FOR A PASS! No way, no how, there are three NattBowlarna around her... IT'S A PERFECT PASS! J-C has no trouble hauling it in! Now she just has to... Where did Little Jimbo come from! J-C goes down and the ball scatters! Eva Gabrielle comes to help J-C, they manage to pushback Jimbo and J-C goes for the ball.. Fumbled! But they get a second chance, Stan Stumpen has failed his block and NattBowlarna look stunned! Probably because that being their first failed block in this game... Eva going for the ball.. doesn't get it, bounces to goal.. Nothing happening anymore, Kittens are once again beaten down and second half is almost at end. BUT WHAT NOW! LITTLE JIMB IS AT IT AGAIN! Didn't even see how he did it but Eva Gabrielle is lying on the ground and looks like she's going into the ground! She's dead! And there goes the whistle! What a beating! NattBowlarna takes it third 2-0 victory against the Cougar Kittens, this time the win makes NATTBOWLARNA THE CHAMPIONS OF THE VALHALLA CUP! Kittens look decimated. Two dead blitzers and their star-blitzer Teri Susan will their next game. We'll have to wait for the next season to see if they recover. This has been Gron Grumbundy! We'll be back next season!


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Coaches comments:
Sorry if the match report seems a bit off this week but I just had one of those games. You know the one. Opponent seems to score a knockdown on every roll and you're armor is breaking on almost every throw. Two of your blitzers get killed and third gets -MV. You're team rating goes down over 200 points. The game during which you're planning which team you'll be playing next season with. You know, that game.
Mr B played a nice game and had Nuffle on his side, and when I failed my second block of the game with both-down+skulls rerolled into double skulls he had also the control of the game. But congrats to NattBowlarna and Bantha for the championship! The Cougar Kittens WILL return with vengeance ;D