Chaos versus Nurggle Blood Bowl match (which some joky fellows also call the horniest match ever played) or the Great Unaesthetic Gathering of Exemplary Lords of Dark Yearnings and Great Orders of Olden Chaos Heralds - GUGELDYGOOCH for short - is semi-unregular event held in a very random place. For example, the match where the championship of next season - that ended two decades ago - was played on two different continents last week between a team of chicken and very hungry Trolls. The chicken team slaughtered the Trolls in casualties 17 (chicken team also killed the Troll coach) to 1 (the rooster of the chicken team died due to exhaustion in the post game celebrations) but lost by 2 scored touchdowns against opponents -5 due to the umbrella that landed in the blueberry jar. So very ordinary GUGELDYCOOCH match. The match that we saw tonight was bit of the boring GUGELDYGOOCH as there were no flying animals of any sort or any rain - neither downward or upwords falling - of any sort of objects. But there was some sort of chaos and one of the teams clearly had won the favour of the dark lord of unorderliness as they were punching through the opposition armor with ease and leaving clean bodies dressed in shiny armor lying around while rotting corpses ran around with the ball. Which is by it's nature very much a thing that Chaos likes. And thus the less horny but more rotten side managed to win this GUGELDYGOOCH.
Bit of an injury nuffling for B-man. I got all the armor breaks and injuries, and my risky going all in on the first defensive turn paid off with two early removals. The lopsided injury rolls continued until the match was already decided. Thanks again for the game B-man!