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Title: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: J-Reedy on June 01, 2014, 12:52:35 PM
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- WELLCOME TO BLOOD SPORTS SPOTLIGHT! The match between the two of three undefeated teams in NUL is about to start. The teams in question are Spawnin Brothers who will be hosting Da Freebooterz! The fourth previously undefeated team, Fantasy Armor Inc suffered a loss earlier this week against the Lords of Sith while the Khemri Drop Dead Gorgeous managed to maintain their lossless streak by defeating Unbreakable Panzer Squad. Both of the elf sides will be burying one of their own this week which makes me wonder how come Grim Reaper is so fascinated with the elfs? Just look at the Unbreakables, four matches, four corpses! I know that the elvish bones are as brittle as coward's spine in a battle but they're the Unbreakables! You dear listeners might remember that I went undercover last week to find out if anybody had put a curse on the pro elfs, but I managed to recover nothing sinister... Well, nothing sinister as in curses, I have to admit that there was all kinds of dark stuff going on in the Sith locker room and if want to see something really sinister, just take a look at the laundry basket of either of the goblin teams... But I digress! Nothing was found! But fear not, I will dig out the truth for you! NIPPY!
- Yes, mr. Gron?
- Do you have that hot dog I asked for?
- Yes, but I don't think you should eat it. I bought it from that goblin vendor at the In search of snow white versus Zlluga boys match and that was three days ago...
- Ah, did you manage to see any of the match? I understand the dwarfs won with ease as the goblin trollies were even stupider than usual and the little green ones dodged as dexterously as a mummy on stilts made of rubber wood. Not a good day for the goblins as the Old World Pirates also lost against the New York Gitz in that controversial match that had to be suspended.
- Yeah, I saw some of the game, mr. Gron. Although I was with Whizzy-Pissy so we didn't so much of the game as we were on the ground level next to the cheerleaders. Whizzy says that those are the best seats 'cause you have a chance to see a glanze of the interesting bits if the wind is just right but I don't understand that 'cause I could barely see the game with all those cheerleaders dancing in front of us.
- Goblin and orc cheerleaders... Your friend really has some weird taste... Well, give me that hot-dog, Nippy! Now, my dear listeners, in just a few minutes... Burp.. THE HORROR, that taste, like thousand little worms riding a... AAARGHhhhh...
- YOUR TIME HAS COME, MY FRIEND!
- Fred! Hey, what's with the capitals, I thought you were only supposed to use the capitals for... NO! It can't be! I took the antidote before... That old crone! She...
- Fear not, Gron, I wasn't talking to you. It's Daniel, I've come to collect. COME NOW DANIEL, YOU'VE LIVED A FULL LIFE AND NOW IS THE TIME TO LET GO.
- Daniel? What who? Where? Wait, there isn't Daniel on either of the teams, so it's one of the spectators, right?
- NO, DANIEL, YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT WITH YOU. GRON NEEDS IT TO BUILD UP SOME BILE.
- WHAT?
- Here's the little fellow! Say hay to Daniel the tapeworm, Gron. He's been living inside your guts since you took a sip from that fountain at the Dirty Gitz stadium. GO AHEAD, DANIEL, I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU! We had a lovely conversation last time after you had your last near-me experience, you almost managed to take out poor Daniel that time also but now you succeeded. It wasn't the hot dog, if you're wondering, but that tea you had with Sybil who sold you the general antitode. And who foolishly told you about your last near-me experience you were supposed to forget. I'll have to have a talk with her next time we play twister.
- Twister? No, forget about that. I did this for a reason. I need to know why you're going after the pro elfs so hard this season?
- I wanted a hobby.
- Hobby? What kind of the hobby is offing elfs?
- Well, Emmyhegs told me about this new hobby where you collect Blood Bowl players. Quite popular with the live crowd nowadays, she said. So I thought I'd give it a go. And as Emmyhegs is big with those elf folks, I thought I'd start with them. I've got now a thrower, a blitzer and two line-elf. I hope I can trade my double line-elf for something that Emmyhegs has, I just haven't seen her in a while, as he's been busy with all that soul-searching stuff that she has to do.
- Emmyhegs? Collect players? Wait a minute... Do you mean M-Heg? As in Morai-Heg? And did she say that they collect players or player cards?
- Oh, you know Emmyhegs! Fancy that! I thought she only hangs out with those elf priests. Hmmm, now that you mention it, I think she might've said something about cards. Yes! She said that the players have stats on the card at their back! I didn't understand that, none of the players I've gotten have had anything in their backs. Well, except for that Beefslap fella with that weird tattoo of a orc and a nun riding a...
- FRED! She was talking about the new graze of collecting CARDS of the Blood Bowl Players! You know, little pieces of paper that have a picture of a player on the other side and stats of the player on the another side! That's a big thing right now! Not reaping actual players!
- Oh.
- ...
- This is bit of an embarresment... Ahem... Seems I have to go, Gron... Um... You're about to wake up, you see... And you'll forget about all this, you understand!?
- You can't just make me forget this! People need to...
- YOU WILL FORGET ALL ABOUT THIS!
- What? Where? How? Who am I?
- Mr. Gron! Finally! I thought for sure you were a goner!
- Amm... Wait, didn't I just eat that hot dog? And Fred didn't show up!
- No, Mr. Gron, no Freds here, but that nice lizard doctor from the Spawning Bros dropped by to give you some medicine. Seems he didn't have anything urgent to do as the orcs didn't injure any of the lizards seriously.
- What about the match?
- Ended in a draw, Mr. Gron.
- So both teams still undefeated... And the mystery of the elf genocide is still unsolved. But fear not dear listeners! I'l-
- I had to cut of the magicast, mr. Gron, the imps got loose and found that hot-dog. Seems we'll have to get us some new sender-imps.
- Damn! But fear not, Nippy, we'll get the imps and we'll be back! And I'll get the truth about those deaths even if it kills me!
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: J-Reedy on June 30, 2014, 04:23:10 PM
So Muller, time to meet again on the BB field. I'm guessing you'll be good to go about 21 CEST/GMT+2 so, here are the days when that's OK for me:
- Wednesday - update: have to take Wednesday off the table due to reasons
- Friday
- Saturday

Let me know if any of those suits you, sir. I'm also good to play from 18 onwards on Wed/Fre and from 14 onwards on Saturday if earlier time suits you.
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: Mr B on June 30, 2014, 07:28:50 PM
Ooh.. dwarf grinding.
I have heard that if you rubb two dwarf at eachother for a while the beards initially starts a fire.. lets see if that's possible.
Now when can we start a fire.. due to selling our house my hours is limited.
21 cest as normal.. how's friday or Sunday?
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: Lars on June 30, 2014, 08:13:49 PM
Quote from: Mr B on June 30, 2014, 07:28:50 PM
Ooh.. dwarf grinding.
I have heard that if you rubb two dwarf at eachother for a while the beards initially starts a fire.. lets see if that's possible.
Now when can we start a fire.. due to selling our house my hours is limited.
21 cest as normal.. how's friday or Sunday?

Friday @ 21 should work fine
Btw make sure your tomb guardians are not close to my dwards when they catch fire think the bandadges on them might be a bit dry

/Lars
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: Gnaarkill on June 30, 2014, 10:02:58 PM
Hey hey Equilibri!

Lets see if my goblins dare to stay on the pitch this time, really hope they haven't started the bad habbit of fleeing in half-time when they are facing their greener and meaner bigger brothers  ;D
Well, anyway. I've taken precautions and anchored their pirateship real tight so they won't be able to flee this time, the little buggers! :)

How's your week?
Im pretty much available the whole week from 21.00. Except for Wednesday.
The weekend is all free, so anytime suits.

/Gnaarkill
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: equilibri on June 30, 2014, 10:40:59 PM
Quote from: Gnaarkill on June 30, 2014, 10:02:58 PM
Hey hey Equilibri!

Lets see if my goblins dare to stay on the pitch this time, really hope they haven't started the bad habbit of fleeing in half-time when they are facing their greener and meaner bigger brothers  ;D
Well, anyway. I've taken precautions and anchored their pirateship real tight so they won't be able to flee this time, the little buggers! :)

How's your week?
Im pretty much available the whole week from 21.00. Except for Wednesday.
The weekend is all free, so anytime suits.

/Gnaarkill

So, how about tomorrow (tuesday) at 21:00? Otherwise friday is next day for me.

What do u say?
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: Gnaarkill on July 01, 2014, 09:08:41 AM
Quote from: equilibri on June 30, 2014, 10:40:59 PM

So, how about tomorrow (tuesday) at 21:00? Otherwise friday is next day for me.

What do u say?

Friday @21.00 would be excellent for me!

Lets aim for that, shall we?

/Gnaar
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: hakos on July 01, 2014, 09:24:51 AM
Ok Kvasi, seems it is time for yet another match against a gang of big brutal criminals...

I would very much prefer to play in the weekend since I hope to be healthy again at that point of time and do not have to rely on painkillers to be able to play. If the weekend is not doable let me know and we can probably work out something anyway.

/hakos
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: equilibri on July 01, 2014, 11:11:07 AM
Quote from: Gnaarkill on July 01, 2014, 09:08:41 AM
Quote from: equilibri on June 30, 2014, 10:40:59 PM

So, how about tomorrow (tuesday) at 21:00? Otherwise friday is next day for me.

What do u say?

Friday @21.00 would be excellent for me!

Lets aim for that, shall we?

/Gnaar

Perfect! Friday at 21:00 it is!

//Eq
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: The Golden Arrow on July 01, 2014, 01:58:21 PM
Hi Barm, I can play wednesday or thursday night. Other times might be kinda hard but early on saturday or sunday could work as well.
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: Barmution on July 01, 2014, 03:06:21 PM
Quote from: The Golden Arrow on July 01, 2014, 01:58:21 PM
Hi Barm, I can play wednesday or thursday night. Other times might be kinda hard but early on saturday or sunday could work as well.
Wednesday would be good, how about 2000 CEST/GMT+2?

Cheers,
Barmy
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: The Golden Arrow on July 01, 2014, 07:53:31 PM
Quote from: Barmution on July 01, 2014, 03:06:21 PM
Quote from: The Golden Arrow on July 01, 2014, 01:58:21 PM
Hi Barm, I can play wednesday or thursday night. Other times might be kinda hard but early on saturday or sunday could work as well.
Wednesday would be good, how about 2000 CEST/GMT+2?

Cheers,
Barmy

It's a date!
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: tags on July 01, 2014, 09:09:40 PM
Quote from: hakos on July 01, 2014, 09:24:51 AM
Ok Kvasi, seems it is time for yet another match against a gang of big brutal criminals...

I would very much prefer to play in the weekend since I hope to be healthy again at that point of time and do not have to rely on painkillers to be able to play. If the weekend is not doable let me know and we can probably work out something anyway.

/hakos


Could you do Sunday at 17:00?
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: hakos on July 02, 2014, 03:40:36 PM
Quote from: kvasilad on July 01, 2014, 09:09:40 PM
Quote from: hakos on July 01, 2014, 09:24:51 AM
Ok Kvasi, seems it is time for yet another match against a gang of big brutal criminals...

I would very much prefer to play in the weekend since I hope to be healthy again at that point of time and do not have to rely on painkillers to be able to play. If the weekend is not doable let me know and we can probably work out something anyway.

/hakos


Could you do Sunday at 17:00?

Yes, that should work. Let's settle for that.

/hakos
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: The Golden Arrow on July 02, 2014, 09:41:18 PM
The elves do not catch a break this game either and the lizards steam on. It wasn't as much him rolling poorly this game but I had amazing dice which made the game a comfortable 2-1 grind victory. I also managed to injury his starplayer, Sidewinder, in middle of the first half which was really good as I didn't have to worry about hypnotic gaze anymore.

(http://bbm.jcmag.fr/BloodBowlManager.WebSite/ImageMatchReport.aspx?Id=291403&lang=en&bg=orca)
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: Barmution on July 02, 2014, 09:45:46 PM
We're catching one kind of break this season: Armor breaks.

I won't complain too much about my dice, but I would really have liked that throw-in I forced to amount to something besides getting the ball lying comfortably in my own end-zone  :P

Well played and well rolled, Golden.
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: muller71 on July 03, 2014, 06:21:08 AM
Quote from: J-Reedy on June 30, 2014, 04:23:10 PM
So Muller, time to meet again on the BB field. I'm guessing you'll be good to go about 21 CEST/GMT+2 so, here are the days when that's OK for me:
- Wednesday - update: have to take Wednesday off the table due to reasons
- Friday
- Saturday

Let me know if any of those suits you, sir. I'm also good to play from 18 onwards on Wed/Fre and from 14 onwards on Saturday if earlier time suits you.

Friday and saturday is no good for me. will be away this weekend. can play on sunday at 21 CEST. monday work to, starting at 21.
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: J-Reedy on July 03, 2014, 08:14:18 AM
Quote from: muller71 on July 03, 2014, 06:21:08 AM
can play on sunday at 21 CEST. monday work to, starting at 21.

Sunday at 21 CEST is OK for me. So let's go with that if it's still OK for you.
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: tags on July 03, 2014, 06:26:24 PM
Quote from: hakos on July 02, 2014, 03:40:36 PM
Quote from: kvasilad on July 01, 2014, 09:09:40 PM
Quote from: hakos on July 01, 2014, 09:24:51 AM
Ok Kvasi, seems it is time for yet another match against a gang of big brutal criminals...

I would very much prefer to play in the weekend since I hope to be healthy again at that point of time and do not have to rely on painkillers to be able to play. If the weekend is not doable let me know and we can probably work out something anyway.

/hakos


Could you do Sunday at 17:00?

Yes, that should work. Let's settle for that.

/hakos

Just realized that might be difficult after all, could we move it to 19?
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: hakos on July 03, 2014, 08:12:06 PM
Quote from: kvasilad on July 03, 2014, 06:26:24 PM
Quote from: hakos on July 02, 2014, 03:40:36 PM
Quote from: kvasilad on July 01, 2014, 09:09:40 PM
Quote from: hakos on July 01, 2014, 09:24:51 AM
Ok Kvasi, seems it is time for yet another match against a gang of big brutal criminals...

I would very much prefer to play in the weekend since I hope to be healthy again at that point of time and do not have to rely on painkillers to be able to play. If the weekend is not doable let me know and we can probably work out something anyway.

/hakos


Could you do Sunday at 17:00?

Yes, that should work. Let's settle for that.

/hakos

Just realized that might be difficult after all, could we move it to 19?

Sure /hakos
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: muller71 on July 04, 2014, 06:22:49 AM
Quote from: J-Reedy on July 03, 2014, 08:14:18 AM
Quote from: muller71 on July 03, 2014, 06:21:08 AM
can play on sunday at 21 CEST. monday work to, starting at 21.

Sunday at 21 CEST is OK for me. So let's go with that if it's still OK for you.

It's still ok for me. See you on sunday.
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: equilibri on July 04, 2014, 10:25:41 PM
Waaaagh! We r da biggest and meenezt green 'unz!

(http://bbm.jcmag.fr/BloodBowlManager.WebSite/ImageMatchReport.aspx?Id=291614&lang=en&bg=orca)

At last we got da win!
And that against fake pirates from snotling sea!

Smalll green pirates hit 'ard in da start of game. And dey 'ad da crowd wif 'em so we lost blitzer to rock before match started...

Da bouncy gobbo took da ball and kept it until dey tried stomping on our guyz and da ref saw it!
We blitzed da ouncy one and hit 'im bad so he lost da ball and 'is head...
But a mad gobbo ran past uz and took back da ball and scored!

Now we were mad, but we 'ad almost no gobbos to hit 'cause dey all hid in da crowd, so we took da ball and just walked to da touchdown-zone.

So, da gobbos tried to tell da trolls to throw Harry (a pretty little drunk gobbo) wif da ball... But da troll was 'ungry and ate 'im instead.

So we took da ball again and scored our second touchdown.

Da gobbos 'ad one turn and tried to throw a gobbo wif da ball again... But he had to small legs so he landed wrong and died...

Waagh da orcz! Waagh Da Freeboooterz!

(An insanely fun and random game, and it was propably the most fun game I had for a long time, so thank you Gnaar!) :D
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: Mr B on July 04, 2014, 10:35:19 PM
Grind master do not have beard!
But a tome guard took fire when the beard on a dwarf too started to burn by all the grinding...
But we got away with a -ag, quite ok on a Tomb dude.

So first half was so close to make a Tomb TD, but a pro dwarf made the dodge and the 1d blitz, impressive..
Then of course we could handle the ball but not our feets.. falling down hard in the TD-zone.. typical.

Thanks for the game Lasse!

(http://bbm.jcmag.fr/BloodBowlManager.WebSite/ImageMatchReport.aspx?Id=291616&lang=en)
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: Lars on July 04, 2014, 11:18:32 PM
yhea thanks for a good game was tough to handle all the tomb guards but managed to get 2 of them out but a bit to late

well played

/Lars
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: Gnaarkill on July 06, 2014, 02:06:30 PM
Quote from: equilibri on July 04, 2014, 10:25:41 PM

(An insanely fun and random game, and it was propably the most fun game I had for a long time, so thank you Gnaar!) :D


Hell yea! That was an intense game. It surely made up for the sports name  ;D
Blood, chaos, death, mutilation... and a ball somewhere in the middle  8)

The Pirates are still looking for their first win ever but the roster got really crippled, 2 dead and 2 MNG. The player budget allowed us to buy two new goblins, fresh from the slave ships of the old world. And the infirmary are working tirelessly to get the two injured players back in play for the dwarf match. Though i think that is probably to no avail.
But it is in this chaotic state that the Pirates thrives, I predict a 1-0 win for the Pirates next week.  ;)

Signed.
Ser Gnaarkill, Captain of the Old World Pirates
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: muller71 on July 06, 2014, 06:57:25 PM
Quote from: J-Reedy on July 03, 2014, 08:14:18 AM
Quote from: muller71 on July 03, 2014, 06:21:08 AM
can play on sunday at 21 CEST. monday work to, starting at 21.

Sunday at 21 CEST is OK for me. So let's go with that if it's still OK for you.

I can't make it tonight. Will not be home until 23.30. Can u play tomorrow 21 CEST?
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: J-Reedy on July 06, 2014, 07:18:19 PM
Quote from: muller71 on July 06, 2014, 06:57:25 PM

I can't make it tonight. Will not be home until 23.30. Can u play tomorrow 21 CEST?

That might be possible. Monday is my boardgaming night but, as I'm living in Finnish time, I'm an hour ahead (man of future!) and I may be at home already at that time.
If 21.30 CEST is OK for you on Monday, that would make life easier for me and I can guarantee that I'll get home by then.

If that is possible, Tuesday and Wednesdayat 21 CEST is also OK.
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: hakos on July 07, 2014, 11:23:13 AM
Short Story

The new orc git'z got severely Nuffled yesterday. The first half was mostly normal but in the second half I managed to kick and catch the ball twice, due to blitz. Otherwise Kvasi did not have any big obvious dice problems but rather a long row of small failures. When checking the match aftewards the dice statistics difference were really big in all categories. All in all I won 3-0.

Kvasilad: Thanks for the match, one sided as it was. You took the nuffling quite well.

(http://bbm.jcmag.fr/BloodBowlManager.WebSite/ImageMatchReport.aspx?Id=291779&lang=en&bg=orca)

Long Story

I started to receive and followed plan A. I.e. move in 6 players behind his team (3 per flank), pick up the ball and form a cage on my half. He managed to KO one of witch elf's in the first blitz. She never came back during this match. He also crippled one flank totally. However, the other flank was intact and I could handover the ball to a blitzer and score in T3.

Now it was the orcs turn to receive. They started quite predictable by removing my LOs, picking up the ball and forming a cage. Tried to find an opening for Malak (AG5) but all his cage corners had guard so it was back to the column defence. However, in turn 5 he put his black orc corners in touch with my defence. I could knock them down and then hit on the ball carrier and get the ball loose. Thanks to a lucky bounce I managed to protect it for the rest of the half. Malak was the big hero and gave it all for the team. Defending until he was so badly injured that he had to leave the match. It looked like a permanent -1 ST but the doctor managed to patch him up.

Second half and the orcs set up all troops in the middle and in one flank. I managed to do a short kick and also get a blitz. Could move in and even catch the kick myself. This led to quite a confused scramble. The ball got loose and changed hands, but most of the time is was to my advantage and in turn 14 I managed to score. 2-0 so the match was over.

I guess the orcs still wanted to score once so they set up a heavy flank attack again. But again I got the blitz and kicked the ball short so I could even catch it with my kicker this time. He got the chance to take the ball back but since his RR were gone already in t13 he did not succeed. In t16 I scored the final goal. 3-0

So, the kick off events were really in my favor (also got a quick snap in the beginning). And my elfs could really take full advantage of them thanks to their speed and agility so the orcs could never muster their full force against my team. Also, the orcs never failed spectacularly but they continously rolled sub-par and in the second half they lost their RR quickly. All in all it turned out to be quite a one sided affair. On the plus side, Kvasi played the orcs really well (considering the dices) and seems to have learnt a lot about how to play them compared to last season.

/hakos
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: tags on July 07, 2014, 12:29:59 PM
Yeah, thanks for the match, it was testing to say the least. I think my favourite statistic from BBM was me failing 5 out of 9 possible GFI's, one of which prevented me from scoring the 1-1 equalizer in the end of the first half. The 2 remaining touchdowns were as a more or less direct result of blitzes against me, which I should've defended better against perhaps, but it is hard enough to stop elves as it is.

Anyway, Nuffle willing, my next match will be a more balanced affair.
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: Barmution on July 07, 2014, 02:55:39 PM
Good to hear that at least one of us are succeeding in the Elf Bullshit (tm) department, Hakos ;)
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: muller71 on July 07, 2014, 05:09:08 PM
Quote from: J-Reedy on July 06, 2014, 07:18:19 PM
Quote from: muller71 on July 06, 2014, 06:57:25 PM

I can't make it tonight. Will not be home until 23.30. Can u play tomorrow 21 CEST?

That might be possible. Monday is my boardgaming night but, as I'm living in Finnish time, I'm an hour ahead (man of future!) and I may be at home already at that time.
If 21.30 CEST is OK for you on Monday, that would make life easier for me and I can guarantee that I'll get home by then.

If that is possible, Tuesday and Wednesdayat 21 CEST is also OK.

I´m sorry. I can´t make it day either. Have to work late. Tuesday or Wednesday is not good for me. I will have to give you the win I think.
Sorry for all the trouble I caused.
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: J-Reedy on July 07, 2014, 06:55:35 PM
Quote from: muller71 on July 07, 2014, 05:09:08 PM

I´m sorry. I can´t make it day either. Have to work late. Tuesday or Wednesday is not good for me. I will have to give you the win I think.
Sorry for all the trouble I caused.

What's the earliest day you can play? If it's not too far I can wait if that's ok for rest of the league.

Playing Battlestar Galactica right now, first Cylon just revealed by execution. Tight game, humans have a chance which is rare.
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: hakos on July 08, 2014, 11:18:45 AM
Quote from: Barmution on July 07, 2014, 02:55:39 PM
Good to hear that at least one of us are succeeding in the Elf Bullshit (tm) department, Hakos ;)

well, that can be discussed, the success that is, it was quite horrible in the beginning of this season. Before this match I think I had 6 players with permanent damages. But I guess I have done some true elf shenanigans as well, scoring from nothing, taking the ball by "impossible" dodges and so on.

@J-Reedy, Mueller: No problem for me if you want to play your game. It is summer time.

/hakos
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: Barmution on July 08, 2014, 03:34:59 PM
@J-reedy and Müller: No need to hurry on my behalf.
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: muller71 on July 08, 2014, 04:14:40 PM
Quote from: J-Reedy on July 07, 2014, 06:55:35 PM
Quote from: muller71 on July 07, 2014, 05:09:08 PM

I´m sorry. I can´t make it day either. Have to work late. Tuesday or Wednesday is not good for me. I will have to give you the win I think.
Sorry for all the trouble I caused.

What's the earliest day you can play? If it's not too far I can wait if that's ok for rest of the league.


Thursday at 21 CEST works for me. If thats ok with you, then lets go for that.
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: J-Reedy on July 08, 2014, 04:34:04 PM
Quote from: muller71 on July 08, 2014, 04:14:40 PM
Thursday at 21 CEST works for me. If thats ok with you, then lets go for that.

No problems, Thursday it is then. See you on the field!
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: Mr B on July 08, 2014, 08:22:56 PM
Totally ok from my part.
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: muller71 on July 09, 2014, 06:12:32 AM
Quote from: J-Reedy on July 08, 2014, 04:34:04 PM
Quote from: muller71 on July 08, 2014, 04:14:40 PM
Thursday at 21 CEST works for me. If thats ok with you, then lets go for that.

No problems, Thursday it is then. See you on the field!

Ok. See u on thursday then.
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: Gnaarkill on July 09, 2014, 10:19:50 AM
As i wrote in the match day 7 thread i will be going away on vacation this saturday and will be gone for about 3 weeks. I guess this means i will probably have to forfeit match day 6 aswell.

Just wanted you guys to know. Since a win for me would be highly unlikely that would not be such an impact on the league table but im sorry i can't you guys those SPP's  :)

/Gnaarkill *Setting sail towards southern Europ... Old world"
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: hakos on July 09, 2014, 10:52:36 AM
Have a nice vacation Gnaarkill, we will miss your gobbos for sure, always a blast to play against them
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: Barmution on July 09, 2014, 03:08:27 PM
Indeed. Have a good one, Gnaar!
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: Gnaarkill on July 10, 2014, 01:33:49 AM
Thank you!
And it's always a blast to play with you guys at this super cool and friendly community. :)

But don't despair, we will return for season 17 to spread some more chaotic goblin mayhem here at norsca union league!  ;D

/Gnaar
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: Mr B on July 10, 2014, 03:19:46 PM
Now.. do not get hasty little goblin.
Away you sail.. back one day you are.
The Norsca winds of perils will take your ship back sooner than you would like.
And by then... who knows where we are MD-wise.

It's summer time anyhow.
Raid the old world of its treasures.
Sea you later ;-)
Title: Re: S16 - Match Day 5
Post by: J-Reedy on July 10, 2014, 10:42:01 PM
- Ripper! My most excellent star player! What brings you to visit your dear agent, my fellow?
- ME NOT WANT PLAY ON TEENY GREENS NO MORE!
- But Ripper, the goblins pay well! Many chickens and pigs! I know you like them savory pigs!
- RIPPER GET HURT! FURRY-FANG HIT ON HEAD! HURT BAD!
- But dear Ripper, you regenerated almost instantly!
- LAST GAME THEY TOSS ME TO TRASH CAUSE I SLOW TO RISE UP! ME NOT DEAD!
- Oh, you still remember that little mishap. Well, I'm sure they'll take your slow regeneration into account in future.
- NO TEENY GREENS! RIPPER WANT LITTLE GREENS!
- But the orc teams simply don't have the cash to recruit you, but maybe if you would settle for 10 pigs and 100 chickens?
- MORE CHICKENS! RIPPER HUNGRY!

(http://bbm.jcmag.fr/BloodBowlManager.WebSite/ImageMatchReport.aspx?Id=292129&lang=en)
It's late, so no time for detailed match report. Muller had bad luck with the chainsaw's armor rolls early on and I kept my distance from his other dangerous players. Then Ripper got hurt, I got the advantage, the ball and the go-ahead TD. During second half goblins botched almost every dodge possible. On the other hand, trolls managed to get two injuries but as all the green folk were lying prone on the field, I got relatively easy TD. Three turns remaining Muller went for the goblin toss one-turner TD and almost nailed it but the gobbo failed the landing (with reroll). Some ball-fumbling ensued from both teams and then the match ended. Thanks for the game, Muller, and better luck with that dodging in rest of the games!