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Sign Up! / Re: Season 33
« on: January 14, 2019, 09:14:08 PM »
THE LEGENDS OF BLOOD BOWL, ISSUE NUL33:-1

Featuring an exclusive interview with the owner of MMM upon the unexpected registration of a new NUL team in a no limit TV season.

Q: You had a guaranteed spot in NUL season 33 with Nimble Feets, why did you start up a new team?
A: As an owner I want to make Money on my investment but the players in Nimble Feets claimed they were so experienced that they should have more Money. Not me. Very strange so I started a team with more modest salaries.

Q: Why Money, Money, Money with the motto We Fight For Money?
A: Is'nt it obvious, its all about my Money. And the players will not get any Money unless they fight.

Q: But isn't Blood Bowl about violence, blood and some occasional ball handling?
A: Of course not, as an owner I want to earn Money and that is all that matters.

Q: But how do you expect to make Money when your team faces very experienced opponents that will just run over them, even kill them?
A: Not from winnings, of course, but the audience pay to see lot's of blood and that I will give them.

Q: But how can you recruit players for losing, getting maimed and generally humilitated?
A: Easy, they will get to play alongside their idols, some of the most iconic players there are.

Q: But how do you get the star players to play for a losing team with just rookies in it?
A: Well, that means they get to shine much more and they do have a big ego. Also, the rookies are there as a meat shield so they do have a role helping the star players.

And that is all for now.

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Sign Up! / Re: Season 33
« on: January 13, 2019, 10:53:33 AM »
I have decided to live the inducement Dream this season. Will start a new Norse team. Will not win that much but I expect to have fun. :)

/hakos

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Sign Up! / Re: Season 33
« on: January 10, 2019, 06:38:23 PM »
Will join. Very uncertain which team to use but most likely it is time for the Nimble Feets to take a break.

Will it be orch, undead, chaos or perhaps halfling or goblins?

Will decide in the weekend.

/hakos

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NUL Season 32 / Re: Season 32 Finals!
« on: January 10, 2019, 06:35:46 PM »
Big congratulations Saitani.

Well played.

/hakos

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NUL Season 32 / Re: Season 32 Match Day 7
« on: December 31, 2018, 09:58:48 AM »
Hi

Me and Saitani have played our match but since I cannot use BB2replayer I was hoping that Saitani could upload the result and also add something here.

While waiting for that I can give a short update on what happened.

First half the chaos dwarfs attacked. I used the standard elf delay tactic. Stand one tile away and just dodge away as much as I can. It worked mostly ok. In the end he had to make a 50/50 scoring attempt as the last thing happening in the first half. It succeeded.

Second half I got struck by hybris and tried to make a fast, fun and unexpected goal. But failed. He took the ball and scored again about halfways into the second half.

Final attempt to score went much better. Came into scoring range with my wardancer and the only thing preventing me was one Centaur with no special skills to stop me from dodging away. I.e. 35/36 times I would score here. But got my second brain fart and decided to block the centaur instead, which required among other things a dodge with only 5/6 chance to succeed. That one failed. He got the ball and transported it very quickly over the whole field with his centaurs and score again in the last turn.

Chaos Dwarfs win 3-0 over the Wood Elfs.

Thanks for the game Saitani. It was fun and I can only blame my stupid decisions.

/Hakos

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NUL Season 32 / Re: Season 32 Match Day 7
« on: December 28, 2018, 10:06:04 AM »
i can play tomorow haakos around 19.00 cet would work :)

I assume that by tomorrow you mean today = 28/12 @ 19:00 CET.

Yes, that will be fine, see you later today. :)

/hakos

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NUL Season 32 / Re: Season 32 Match Day 7
« on: December 22, 2018, 09:58:53 AM »
Hi

I can play the following times:
25th, evening
26, 27, 28th, any time
After that it will have to be in next year.

/hakos

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NUL Season 32 / Re: Season 32 Match Day 5
« on: December 18, 2018, 02:57:07 PM »
Hi

MD5 replay file sent via mail

Tried to download and install 1.1.1 but it failed, still cannot get it to start.

Just a thought, I still use windows 7, could that be a problem?

/hakos

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NUL Season 32 / Re: Season 32 Match Day 6
« on: December 18, 2018, 10:01:24 AM »
Hi Barmution

Seems I cannot play our match tonight. Sorry for the late notice. Have to work overtime at work to ensure my vacation can start tomorrow.

Can play on wednesday from 14:00 and any time on thursday/friday/saturday/sunday.

/Hakos
Not a problem :)

Let's aim for Wednesday at 21:00 then?
-Barm

Yes, that works fine, vacation has started now. /hakos

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NUL Season 32 / Re: Season 32 Match Day 6
« on: December 17, 2018, 04:10:32 PM »
Hi Barmution

Seems I cannot play our match tonight. Sorry for the late notice. Have to work overtime at work to ensure my vacation can start tomorrow.

Can play on wednesday from 14:00 and any time on thursday/friday/saturday/sunday.

/Hakos

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NUL Season 32 / Re: Season 32 Match Day 6
« on: December 16, 2018, 08:02:34 AM »
Ok, monday at 19 it is /Hakos

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NUL Season 32 / Re: Season 32 Match Day 6
« on: December 15, 2018, 08:25:37 AM »
Hey Hakos, ready for the ultimate bounce off?

Bit of a busy weekend this week. Would you be able to play some time early on Saturday, starting between 1100 and 1600?

Cheers,
Barm

Same here, very busy weekend, no chance to play

Could play on monday evening, starting at 18-20

On Wednesday my vacation starts so from Wednesday and forward I can play whenever.

/hakos

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NUL Season 32 / Re: Season 32 Match Day 5
« on: December 09, 2018, 01:10:01 PM »
Pyrrhus victory when Elfs defeat Gobllins 3-1 !

This was a match that had it all.

Goblins got around 700k inducements and invited Morg n Thorg and Nobbla to their team. That was well spent money. They killed one elvish player each. Nobbla chased after Cash Capoeira, did a GFI, a 33% Dodge and when put the chainsaw in the back of Cash. The apothecary only gave the choice dead or dead. Ameloth did a heroic work in the beginning and managed to wrestle down Morg on the field no less than Three times. But on the fourth attempt, Morg had had enough and simply smashed his head into pieces.

It was a violent game. After first turn, 3 players were out, after second turn 6 players were out. After turn 5, 10 players were out. The elves only had 4 players left on the field in turn 5. So even if the elves managed to steal the ball and score in first 4 turns they could do nothing to stop the equalizer in turn 8.

Second half started with 12 players on the side. This time it was mostly goblins. Despite 3 bribes to the judge there were four goblin players ejected due to using secret weapons but also due to fouling. Did I mention it was a violent match?

It was quite easy for the elfs to score both 2-1 and 3-1 in second half when they faced only Morg, one troll and 4 normal goblins.

Other notable happenings in the match. A tree that catched a scattered ball, a troll that actually managed to throw a goblin holding the ball and the goblin landed on his feet. Timmy Tango managed to score a total of 16 SPP in this game (had zero before the game). Nobbla and Morg got most of the SPP on the goblin side.

There were some hiccups around turn 10. Gnaarkill had to reconnect Three times to be able to stay in the game. Good perseverance there but check the Health of that computer.

@Kvasilad: Neither me nor Gnaarkill can use bb2replayer for this match. Can I upload manually by  sending the file to you in a mail, or something?

@Gnaarkill: Thanks for the match, it really had Everything and more, and you got your wish for violence quite satisfied methinks.

/hakos

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NUL Season 32 / Re: Season 32 Match Day 5
« on: December 09, 2018, 12:13:05 PM »
seems you have disconnected in the middle of the match gnaarkill, waiting for 5 minutes, hope you can reconnect

edit: second disconnect now, I'm waiting
edit 2: third disconnect now, you seem to have a serious problem

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NUL Season 32 / Re: Season 32 Match Day 5
« on: December 06, 2018, 11:26:32 AM »

The time and place is accepted.

/hakos


Cool Hakos!
But what time do you prefer? 11 or 12?  :)

/Gnaar

ah, sorry, I was thinking 11 but never said it. So, let's go for 11. :)

@Saitani: wow, that must be hurtful

/hakos

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