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#1
NUL Season 52 / Re: MD6
March 23, 2024, 12:25:05 AM
Quote from: Lars on March 22, 2024, 09:28:45 PMLets play tomorrow Saturday at 12?
/Lars

Confirmed! Today at noon.
#2
NUL Season 52 / Re: MD6
March 22, 2024, 03:10:12 PM
Howdy Lezerman, time to see how Goonies fare against Ironfolk. Here are my OK start times for next few days, CET as always:
- Saturday almost any time.
- Tuesday 18-21
- Thursday 17-20

Let me know if any of those suits you, sir. Will know more about Easter weekend at the start of the next week.
#3
NUL Season 52 / Re: MD5
March 16, 2024, 04:13:07 PM
Let there be a winner and let them bask in great sunshine, said the great Chaos. So there was pouring rain. And rain is always bad news for Gramp's Great Goonie Gang as that takes away their greatest strength - the rotting, putrid, horrible smell. So that gave renegade Chaos side of Rejects United upper hand and they managed to take out two Bloaters right at the start of their first drive. It looked like all was going swimmingly for the Rejects but unfortunately the rain wasn't hard enough to make swimming quite possible and Gramp's Goonies got back into play, blocking the first attempt through the line at Rejects' right. The second attempt on left however, that broke through. But then the Lineman carrying the ball decided to not push for it and instead toss a wink and a smile at that pretty fetching brunette on the first row of the luxury box right by the goal-line. And at the precise moment that the smile hit the eyes of the target it was intented for, the horns of the Pestigor - that had broke from the grasp of the Troll trying to hold him and bravely dodged his way to make a blitz - smashed through the back of the mr. winky-smiley ball-carrier who slumped to the ground hurt while the ball rolled to the stop by the feet of the Pestigor. And that was to be the end of the first half.

Let the sunshine continue and cats start barking, said Chaos, and thus the pouring rain continued and loud racket of meaowing started at the werewolf section of the stands. It was turn for the Chaotic Goonies to attack, now surprisingly with 2 man advantage as the Rejects Minotaur had blocked himself off the field. To the middle and then to the left they went, breaking the line and opening up a pocket for the ball. Rejects tried to cover by dodging away, but that would not be. Few minutes later, the Goonies got the score. Rejects lined up for their second try but a failed block at the line gave the Goonies a chance to break the line and get next to ball. But as all worshippers of Chaos know, nothing is as certain as certainty is truly the only true falsehood you can expect. So the ball naturally ended up in the hands of Rejects Skaven player and he rushed to the goal to get the tying score after a Pestigor trying to bring him down decided to run straight into the fist of the said Skaven.

And thus, there was a tie, just as the great Chaos had ordered.


Pretty ordinary game here I think. Saitani had great start with the dice, getting two Bloaters out on first turn while I was getting nothing but pushes. But my great dice came from dodges that gave me a succesfull TD stopping blitz when Saitani had decided to not to go for the TD with second rush. Saitani's Minotaur was also being very stubborn, whacking his own players and finally taking himself out with a both down block. In the second half I got the numbers advantage and also dice advantage, so scoring TD was pretty easy. But Saitani fought back to score the TD even though he got a horrible start for the kickoff. Nice game from Saitani as always, it's was a pleasure man. Good luck in the rest!
#4
NUL Season 52 / MD5
March 06, 2024, 09:34:16 PM


Here we go, MD5 is up!

Saitani, no room for playing before weekend and next week is bit hazy, but here are my OK CET times I'm certain off right now:

- Saturday any time after 14
- Sunday any time before 16
- Tuesday 18-20

Let me know if any of those suits you, sir. If not, I'll get more info about next week during weekend.
#5
NUL Season 52 / Re: MD4
March 06, 2024, 09:28:40 PM
Chaos has so many faces. Some of them ugly, some of them smelly, some of them horny but none of them pretty. So how could you expect a pretty game with the smelly Chaos going against rebellious Chaos? Hopefully nobody in the audience didn't, as that they didn't get. The rebellious Chaos started on the offence, overloading other side of the field with their players. But a shallow kick on the weak side of the rebellious ones followed by a chaotic reorganization (which they called perfect) of the smelly Chaoses defence left the ball very prone. And when a chaotic instance of banana peel flying from the stands and landing in front of the rebellious Chaos ball-carrier brought done the offence, the smelly ones took their chance and ran in a TD.

Next kickoff was a repeat of the first: overloaded offence, kick landed on the weak side and perfectly chaotic reorganization left the rebellious Chaos in a pickle once again. So, chaotic bashing ensued.

Second half and the smelly Chaos was on offence but with two Bloaters KOd. Smellies tried to break through on right, but the rebellious ones got them cornered and the ball-carrier was forced to turn back. And soon the Minotaur from the rebellious ones struck, blitzing down the carrier and even picking up the ball on the bounce. All pointed to rebellious Chaos evening the score but in the final seconds of the game, the ball carrying Ogre rushed too far and fell down.

Pretty unlucky game for Gnaar-man, so many 1s on rushes and the tying TD was prevented by one of them. Nicely played Gnaarkill, sorry for the bad dice day. Better luck in the rest!
#6
NUL Season 52 / Re: MD4
March 04, 2024, 02:35:39 PM
Quote from: Gnaarkill on March 04, 2024, 02:34:29 PMHey J-man!
Sorry for the absence! Last week was VERY busy!

I dont mind the smell, can you imagine the smell of a whole room filled to the brink with guys hacking CabalVision, drinking Bolt Cola and eating BanPizza? We will feel just like home!

How about wednesday @20? :)

/Gn@@rki11

Wednesday it is then!
#7
NUL Season 52 / Re: MD4
March 04, 2024, 02:19:18 PM
Alrighty G-man, time for new week and new availability info! Here are my possible CET start times for foreseeable future:
- Tuesday/Wednesday 17.30-21
- Thursday 18-20
- Saturday/Sunday should be totally free but I need to visit the family on one of the days, so would appreaciate early booking to get the weekend planning going.

So, let me know if any of those suits you, sir!
#8
NUL Season 52 / Re: MD4H
February 26, 2024, 08:24:22 AM
Gnaarman! I won't shun away from meeting your team, if you don't mind some rotten smell. So how abouts a game of friendly(ish) gore ball on any of the following CET start times?

- Tuesday 18-21
- Thursday 18-20

Let me know if either of those suits you, sir. Unfortunately I'm on a weekend trip next weekend, so next available times will be in the far future of week 10. Most likely I'll have Tuesday-Thursday (5th to 7th) available if you already know about your availability.
#9
NUL Season 52 / Re: MD2
February 05, 2024, 04:08:55 PM
Quote from: atte1979 on February 05, 2024, 03:32:30 PMHow about tomorrow @ 20.00 EET (local time)? Stream + audio (Finnish) in Discord?

That's a date.
#10
NUL Season 52 / Re: MD2
February 05, 2024, 10:04:12 AM
Quote from: atte1979 on February 02, 2024, 05:00:37 PMJ-R the Magnificent!

When shall we kill some Orks?

Well, it was a busy weekend and so will be the next one as you know that both of us will be enjoying some Pineapple tabletop Blood Bowl. But I'm free for some online Blood Bowling during the week from Tuesday to Thursday. Start time between 18 to 21 Finnish time would be preferable so let me know if any of those days suit you, sir.
#11
NUL Season 52 / Re: Match Day 1
January 30, 2024, 09:07:44 AM
Quote from: tags on January 29, 2024, 10:12:51 PMIf both work, I would actually strongly prefer Thursday at 18 now because of Things(tm)

Sure, Thursday it is then! I'll bring the rotten smell and boils, so it's up to you if you want to bring some air refresheners.
#12
NUL Season 52 / Re: Match Day 1
January 29, 2024, 09:44:36 PM
Quote from: tags on January 27, 2024, 09:19:20 PMAll right, thanks for your patience everyone, we're all back in and the competition is back on! There are no league tools, so new match schedules have been randomized.

J-Reedy, we're first up this time! I'm free pretty much all of Sunday after 11 CET. If that doesn't work, I believe these are safe CET start times for me:
Monday: 21:00
Tuesday: 18:00+
Wednesday: 18:00+
Thursday: 18:00+

All righty, sorry for the late reply, my schedule was really hazy until today. But now it seems I could go for either Tuesday or Thursday at 18.00 CET. Perhaps tomorrow, if that's still suits you, sir?
#13
Sign Up! / Re: Season 52 - The Third Blood
January 16, 2024, 03:46:58 PM
Joined with Nurgle
#14
NUL Season 51 / Re: Match Day 7
January 03, 2024, 08:54:40 AM
Quote from: Mr B on December 30, 2023, 06:05:07 PMJR, dude, just let me know I have vacation the next week so, just drop a note so we can plan.

All righty, took a while but now I have room in my calendar. I could game on the following CET times:
- Thursday (tomorrow) 16-19
- Saturday 16-late
- Sunday any time before 19

Let me know if any of those suits you, sir. Next week is still a mystery, but will know better after Friday.
#15
NUL Season 51 / Re: Match Day 6
December 20, 2023, 08:48:16 PM
Well, I kind of hoped I wouldn't have match report at all this season, but here goes.



Mama's Victory Rap [feat. Dada]

We were looking for a mall but ended up playing for da ball.
Met some fellas so hairy-faced looking like they'd been maced.
So we hired a cheffin' crew, made them boil them some tasty brew.
Hairy ones licked their lips, took so many tastes'n sips
that they ended up all bloated and pink, ready to be whupped and sink.

T'was all hair and horns flying, bunch of norse wussies crying,
when Swingylingy started swinging and Fungus too went swinalinging.
My Angels so small, they took da ball, went running away, with swagger'n sway.
Blood, sweat even a tear, those hairy faces learned to fear,
when my Li'l Angels punched da ball in, in, in da end, end, end, endy zone!

Take it away Dada!

ME SWING! ME BASH! ME TAKE A NAP! WAAAAARGGHHH!

Zebra walked on the field, with a punch-proof shield,
and took away my Li'l Swingalingy, Boombaby, Sharpiesweety.
Beards now less brothy, the norse looked croggy, they got da ball, started da brawl.
Li'l Angels flying all over, looking for da green clover,
and the norse punched da ball in, in, in, in da end, end, end, endy zone.

Take it away Dada!

ME MAD! ME NAP! ME FALL! ME WANNA NAP! WAAARRRRGGHHH!

The beards looked snarky, circling us like a sharky.
So we sent in Crybaby, the cutest of them all maybe,
he lobbed up da ball, looking fragile and small,
so the hornies started da run, wolf-like one looking like a loaded gun.
But my li'l Angels so smart'n cuddly, they really are players most studly.
Crybaby ran to meet da norse, then quickly changed da course,
heaving and hoeing, ice in da veins flowing, da ball in the air going.

Let me tell you 'bout an ogre, a beast most agile and sober,
Those dat fear 'im call 'im Morg, as he's likely to put you in morgue,
but for Mama Morg's a friend, when Mama has money to spend.
Morg saw Crybaby running, sight most stunning, and got ready to catch, da ball out of da air to snatch.
And then he went to punch da ball in, in, in, in da end, end, end, endy zone!

Finish it off Dada!

WAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!