Norsca Union League

Week 10 games will be available soon, here are the matchups:



Please communicate your preferred playing times early and check back here often until you get in contact with your opponent. Remember, you can also use forum's private messaging if you prefer, just remember to write a reply here about the fact that you've made a contact.

Quote from: Luiggi on February 05, 2012, 11:04:15 AM
Ok, so I don't know what else to do really, I think we're gonna need admins to have a word on this, cause it's already Sunday and my match versus Beuneri is not scheduled, even though I posted my times on Monday (as the visitor side, by the way), I got a reply on Thursday (one day after the deadline) asking to play on Sunday (without even a time given) and after my second answer it's all been silence. It's kinda hard to schedule a game by posting every 4 days, so by the looks of it it's rather possible that we won't be able to play it on time.

I'd appreciate J-Reedy's and/or Bantha's thoughts on this one.

Looking at the communication in the thread, I'd say you're titeled to a default win if you can't get the match played. According to the rules, the home side is responsible for taking the initiave but that has not clearly been done and your description of the situation is also otherwise accurate. However, as you match is one of the top ones, I'd personally prefer the match to be played. So I'd suggest extending the deadline till monday if Beuneri makes an effort to schedule the game during today (sunday afternoon). If not, I'd say Luiggi gets a default win. That's my take on this, what do you think Bantha?

OFFICIAL COMPLAINT to the chief editor of the book "Skaven anatomy and habits with some delicious rat tail recipes" (2nd edition, Ogre & Trollop publishing) due to discrepancies noted in the book during physical activity between the gentlemen's club GENTLEMEN WOLF-WHISTLERS and skaven association SPACE CHEESE that ended in 1-3 SKAVEN VICTORY.

We the undersigned, official representatives of the Gentlemen Wolf-Whistlers (The Club), the gentlemen's club for gentlemen of whistling persuasion, would like to file a formal complaint to the editor of the above mentioned book (The Inaccurate Tome) of some serious mistakes noted in the Inaccurate Tome. Members of The Club noticed at least following discrepancies between the actual properties of the skaven and the ones described in The Inaccurate Tome:

1) According to The Inaccurate Tome "Skaven are fragile creatures who can be hurt easily once they are caught" (p. 5, chapter I). This is a pure lie. First of all, the hinted evasive nature of the skaven seems not to be true as the members of The Club had no trouble catching the skaven (although it should be noted that all of the members were carrying some extremely long matured camembert cheese with them, which may have made the process a bit easier). Second, the members noted the skaven armor is as hard to brake as orcish armor. The members of The Club managed to penetrate the skaven armor as rarely as against the orc opponent that The Club played just two weeks ago. Therefore, The Club would like to suggest that The Inaccurate Tome should be changed to read "Skaven are furry creatures which gives them a good natural protection against normal hits and only clawed attacks can be deemed to be effective against the skaven".

2) Secondly according to The Inaccurate Tome "Skaven are not aggressive by nature and tend to shy away from all physical contact if it can be avoided" (p. 6, chapter I) and "The relatively feeble skaven rarely manage to hurt any of their prey..." (p. 46, chapter III). It is a travesty that such inaccuracies can be printed! The members of The Club would like to inform the editor of The Inaccurate Tome that after first minute of the physical activity between The Club and skaven association Space Cheese two (2) members of The Club were knocked out by the "feeble" skaven. Also, during the whole length of the said physical activity, three (3) members of The Club were injured, two of them so seriously and badly that they didn't even manage to regenerate the wounds! The Club therefore suggest that The Inaccurate Tome should be changed to read "The Skaven are fiercly territorial creatures who defend their territory with determination" and "The Skaven are naturally aggressive and can gnaw and claw through even of thickest natural armor of their prey...".

The Club hereby submits this complaint to the editor of The Inaccurate Tome and officially demands that the full amount that The Club paid for their edition of The Inaccurate Tome should be returned with interest to the Club.

For The Club,
Mr. Orson and Mr. Freki the Hungy

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Coachy comments: I just got pummeled by skaven. JerXou's rats started strong and laid some serious smack down during first half. At the same time, my guys couldn't get through the thick rat fur and then I got some double skulls at inappriate moments which gave JerXou openings which he used nicely and effectively. After being down 2-0 after first half I had to try for a fast score and open up the play. This back-fired when JerXou managed to pull off a nice "blitz, crab the ball and run it to the goal" manouver. At the mid point of second half I started getting normal armor results but it was too late. But I did manage to make the highlight play of the game, namely a half court long hail mary pass from a wight surrounded by 3 skaven to a wolf on a scoring distance. Nice game by JerXou thanks again for the game!

JerXou, I'm in-game now. I'll be cruising between the living room and gaming dungeon, so if I don't reply right away, just wait a couple of minutes.

Quote from: JerXou on February 02, 2012, 04:09:14 PM
Saturday well almost any time should be fine expect morning. Like after 1400 i should be up for sure and ready to play and well prefer time would be maybe 18 to 22.

OK, let's aim for saturday 18?

Quote from: JerXou on February 01, 2012, 06:45:33 PM
J-reedy sorry cant play tonight gotta check up some stuff for school and such. Would friday or saturday i should be home all weekend if not will report about it.

I'm going to a movie on friday so that's a no go. Saturday should be OK, almost any time will do. Let me know what would be the best time for you.
Eli lauantaina mihin aikaan vaan sopii, kunhan saa tiedon ajoissa ja ehtii suunnitella päivän ohjelman.

Quote from: JerXou on January 30, 2012, 04:10:00 PM
J-reee we could check it out wednesday around 21~~
katellaa :P

Wednesday around 21 will be fine.
Pistetään kunnon kapinat pystyyn kentällä.

Yo JerXou! Here are my OK starting times for the week (Finnish time / GMT+2):
Tue & Wednesday: 19-22
Friday: probably ok from 20 onwards
Saturday: any time before 22
Sun: any time before 20

Let me know if any of these suit you, sir.

OK, all the match day 8 games have been played, so here are the matches for the 9th round:


Keep on 'truckin!

Official complaint to league officials due to events from the physical excursion between GENTLEMEN WOLF-WHISTLERS and DRUCHII SMUCHII SCHMOO that ended with a DSS 1-2 WIN

We the undersigned, official representatives of the Gentlemen Wolf-Whistlers (The Club), the gentlemen's club for gentlemen of whistling persuasion, would like to file a formal complaint to those officials of the Norsca Union League (or NUL) who are officially responsible for organizing the above mentioned gentlemen's club's weekly physical activity. This complaint concerns the following two instances from The Club's physical activity with the Druchii Smuchii Schmoo:

1) The players of the The Club would like to note that the Druchii Smuchii Schmoo had a member of a female persuasion within their ranks, namely a which-elf called Eviscerating Evelyn. This should be considered an unfair advantage as all the members of The Club are true gentlemen who have the highest of respect for the members of the female sex, who would never hurt a members of the mentioned sex and who have a persuasion for assuring that all members of the female sex feel themselves secure. It should be noted that Ms. Evelyn took advantage of this conviction of the members of The Club by personally injuring and knocking out numerous members of The Club. Therefore The Club would like the league officials to guarantee that the the members of the female sex would be banned from taking part in the future physical activities of The Club as players. The Club would like to emphasize that this ban should only concern the actual physical activities performed on the field, presence of females - preferably stunning platinum blondes in red dresses - outside the sidelines would be welcomed and encouraged.

2) The Club would like to note that persons who had gathered to view the above mentioned physical activity decided to take  part in the physical activities by storming the playing field and stunning six members of The Club within the last minutes of the physical activity. The Club would like the officials of the league to give an official explenation why this was allowed and why the security personnel of the physical activity only allowed members of the Druchii Smuchii Schmoo fan club storm the field.

The Club hereby submits this complaint to the NUL league officials.
For The Club,
Mr. Teddy and Mr. Geri the Greedy

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Coaches comments:
Very even game which was decided by me foolishly giving away a quite sure 1-1 tie by scoring the equalizer when 3 turns were left. I thought that having at least 2 man advantage (ended up being 3 man advantage when one of Barmution's 4 KOs failed) should give me a fair chance to try for a defensive stop and TD. But as the kick-off result ended up being Pitch Invasion where 6 Wolf-Whistlers and only 1 Darkie Elf were stunned, Barmution had quite an easy task scoring. Eviscerating Evelyn was on fire, scoring 2 or 3 casualties with a couple of KOs also thrown in there. Quite exciting game and nice gaming from Barmution. Thanks again for the nice game!

Quote from: Barmution on January 23, 2012, 08:12:42 AM
How about Thu at 18 CET/GMT+1?

Thursday at 18 is fine with me, see you then!

Barmution, time for some schmooching and whistling. Here are my OK starting times for the week (CET/GMT+1):

Tue 17-20
Wed 18-21
Thu 17-20
Sat 9-22
Sun 9-12

Let me know if any of these suit you, sir.

8th match day ahead which means that we're starting on the final third of the season:

Welcome to the coaches conference fellow trainers. I'm Coach Trainer and I'm here to talk about some new methods in coaching Blood Bowl teams. As you may know, I'm the coach of the gentlemen's club Gentlemen Wolf-Whistlers who also play Blood Bowl in Norsca Union League. Today I want to talk you about a new method that I came up during our last three games. The development of this method started three matches ago when we played the norse DRAGON TRAINERS:

As you know, norse are all about blocking so during the match preparation I emphasized to my players that we should consentrate on blocking and tackling. So what happened? We started the match by kicking it to the norse. At first everything seemed to be going OK, we managed to stall their offence and keep the ball away. Well, the half ended with our side underhanded by fierce norse blocking and Dragon Trainers leading 1-0. Our blocking just wasn't up to standards but fortunately my players picked it up in the second half and we managed to tie the game and take two norse players out. But the match ended in 1-1 tie as we didn't manage to get the ball away from the norse. In my post-match analysis I came to conclusion that our blocking was half-hearted and we really should consentrate on it. So this in mind, we trained hard on our blocking while preparing to play ORKITIS B.C:

What happened was a total disaster. The orcs were the first to receive and even though we managed to slow them, they dominated us on blocking and finally rolled all over us in the first half when we had only six players on the field. Again, on the second half my players picked up the pace with blocking. Unfortunately while concentrating on blocking they seemed to forget all about ball-handling and doging and we lost the game due to me losing concentration and ordering a dumb dodge. Well, after the game I was devastated, emphasizing blocking and trying to inflict as much hurt as possible clearly was working so I decided to take a new approach in the game against DISORGANISED DUDES:

During the pre-match preparation I told my players to take it easy and consentrate on the ball. I told them that they should try to take blocking seriously but not try hurt anyone. Maybe just gently knock them on the head instead of bashing their skull violently to the ground. And it worked like a dream! The Dudes took to the attack first but we got pressure on them right from the start. Even though we couldn't stop them from scoring, we forced them to score fast with a fast run through the middle which gave us plenty of time to even the score. And the taking it easy blocking was working like a dream! We knocked two their players, even one chaos warrior out during the first drive and continued the same pace with our first drive! There were four KOs in their box at the end of the first half and of their beastmen had killed himself when trying to dodge away so I had a new player available for the rest of the game. We also managed to tie the score and then we were to receive at the second half. And as my method of passive aggression was working, we started the drive two players up! We took the game to sidelines and that's where the effort-free blocking really showed it's strength! We didn't have block anyone down as we could just send them crowd surfing. And the crow really worked them up. We scored no casualties in the match but the Dudes ended up suffering 3 casualties, 2 of them crowd inflicted! If I recall correctly, the passive aggressive blocking led to there being only five Dudes on the field when we scored our second TD. We had left enough time on the clock for one more scoring drive as we knew we would have at least 3 man advantage. It ended up being a 5 man advantage but the Dudes played it nice and we just couldn't get the ball away in time to score. But the real news was the fact that my passive aggressive game style clearly worked! So in conclusion, you don't have to hurt your opponent badly, you can let them and the crowd to do it for you!

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Coaches comments:
I've been real busy past weeks so I haven't had to time to write any match-reports or anything else so my memories from the Dragon Trainers and Orkitis B.C. games are hazy. If I recall correctly, the Trainers game was a typical 1-1 game where in the second half I left enough time to clock for either side TD as I had man-advantage. Dispite being undermanned mr. B however came quite close to scoring but I finally managed a draw with little effort.
Orkitis game was another close one where I probably lost a 1-1 tie to a second half mouse wheel mishap that caused a misclick and sent a zombie dodging into opposing players tackle zone. It was also a game of two halves where orcs clearly dominated the first half and necros the second.
In the game against Paspawn's Disorganized Dudes I had extremely lucky dice day in that I think I only had to use reroll two times and high rolls showed up on armor and injury rolls against the Dudes. Paspawn had to play undermanned practically all of the match so the game was a really tough on him.

MIDDLE WEEKS RESULTS REVIEW WITH WEEK 8 SPECULATIONS

- WELCOME to the spectacular magicast of Blood Sports Spotlight - the place to get your fix of the Norsca Union League or NUL as we like to call this fine league. I'm your host Gron Grumbundy! First of all I have to apologize from all of our listeners for our absence in the past two weeks. We had some technical difficulties with our front door, namely the door being  blocked by oversized halfling that shall go unnamed. This halfling's stomach got stuck when he tried to leave our offices. We did try removing mr. Tall... the unnamed halfling from the door frame by oiling him with butter but he ate all the butter and got stuck even worse. We only got him removed last week and would've had time for the magicast but then we noticed that our studio was haunted by some mischievous spirit. The exorcist we called in to take care of the problem deducted that it must've been some vampiric spirit. Who knows where that came from. But anyways now were back and boy do we have a lot to discuss! Two full weeks, weeks 5 and 6, and all but two games from the week 7 have been played! To hasten the discussion we have no special guests but we do have the most special commentator of them all, here's NIPPY!
- erm... Hi all..
- All right Nippy, don't go talking yourself to death. Now, as we have lots of games to review, we won't go by the weeks but instead we'll take a look at the current standings and work ourselves from the bottom to the top. So we start with the elf team Shining Sins that has had a hard time in this bash-heavy league and have scored two ties and five defeats which leaves them at 2 points. All of the team's matches have been close, only the ogre team Fasta Stronga Betta managed to upend the Sins 2 to 0 in the 5th week, largely due to ogres taking out four elves in casualties and knocking out three more. On 6th week Sins scored a 1 all draw at the Druchii Smuchii Schmoo stadium in an affair that had a whopping 8 casualties. And looking at the week 7 results, it seems that casualties are really what is keeping the Shining Sins from winning, they suffered 4 casualties against the dwarfen BuzcaBass in a nail-biting 1-2 loss. But looking at the team's current roster, I have to say that their players have developed nicely, especially their catcher duo. Kailduil Aldavathar who could probably even a beat a dwarf in running contest where the top prize is a year's worth of beer and a deed to a gold mine. Some of Sins' linemen have also developed into fine guards that should help them overcome their lack of players with beyond average strength. And looking at the schedule, during the next two weeks Sins will play opponents with as thin armor as they have, as they'll meet the skaven team and the norse team, so they have a chance to inflict as much casualties as they suffer. Any word on the Sins Nippy, what do your parents think about them?
- erm... Dad says that elves are buggering hard to catch but when you do, they brake more easily than a whore's chastity belt. Nothing else really, they haven't talked about them a much after mom once said that she wouldn't mind spending some time with one of those tall and strong looking blitzers that the Sins have and dad got angry and then mom finally had to take her rolling pin and...
- Yes, I think that's a decent analysis of the Shining Sins. The 11th place in the league is occupied by the skaven team Space Cheese. They have 3 points from one victorious game but they haven't yet played their week 7 game against the Orkitis B.C. The cheeseheads week 5 match was a 1-2 loss to Disorganized Dudes and on week 6 they were slaughtered 1-0 by the FSB. Five casualties and 6 KO's against the skavens and it looks like 3 of the casualties are missing the team's week 7 game against the Orkitis so the game could prove a hard one. On a positive note, the Space Cheese's stormvermin Khizz has a potential to become one of the most violent players in the league and their two-headed gutter runner Sputter could probably dodge away even from taxman's grip. Looking at schedule, the Cheese will have a breather from bashy teams after their Orkitis match when they go against the Shining Sins. Lots of honor in play in that matchup. The week 8 game however may prove a tough one as their opponent will be Gentlement Wolf-Whistlers who are not actually known as a finesse team. But the skavens are a tough team to beat, as they have proved by taking their one victory from the team that actually holds the top spot of league, more of that team later. Nippy, your take on the skavens?
- Mmm... I think they're fast and they must like cheese. Maybe their coach should place some edam or blue cheese to opponent's goal line?
- That has been tried Nippy, the most famous case was the Cheeseheads game where all of skaven players ran right through the opponents lines in less than five seconds when the ball was still up in the air. The opposing players just walked to where the ball landed and walked leisurely to the goal. Back to NUL! The 9th and 10th place teams both have six points with identical records of 1 victory and 3 draws. These two teams played against each other in week 7 and it was the norse team Dragon Trainers that got their first win against the chaos Bloody Gorers with 2 tds against 1. Dragon Trainers are however ranked 10th based on touchdown differential. Before the week 7 matchup Dragon Trainers had scored two tie games, in week 5 they played 1 all game against the Wolf-Whistlers and in week 6 a scoreless match against the dwarfish Midget Stuntmen. It really looks like the grim reaper has taken a liking to this norse team. There have been 4 deaths in the Trainers' 7 games. And unfortunately for the Trainers, 3 of those deaths have been norse casualties. This naturally shows in the Trainers' roster, they currently have only 9 players and to top it off their runner Hiccup Horrendous has lost some of his natural strength. And of course it is strength that the Dragon Trainers would need in their week 8 matchup against the Fasta Stronga Betta. It has been a really difficult season for the norse. And so it has been for the chaos team Bloody Gorers. They've had lot of close games, three 1-1 draws against Disorganized Dudes, Midget Stuntmen and FSB and two close 2-1 losses. Their roster has however stayed quite intact but they will be missing their newly acquired minotaur I.C. Red from their week 8 game against BuzcaBass. Problem with the Gorers seems to be that they really don't yet have any star players. But the chaos warrior Not a ketchup fancier and beastie boy the Sacred Scorer could become the team's back-bone if they manage to develop some useful new skills soon. Any thoughts on these two teams Nippy?
- Mom says all norse are booze-hounds and that if chaos teams wanted to see real chaos, they should came and see my room.
- Really down to earth comments there Nippy! We shall continue with chaos, namely the chaos team Disorganized Dudes. 2 wins and 2 draws gives them 8 points and 8th place. The Dudes have had an "all of everything season" meaning that they've had almost equal amounts of wins, draws and losses. This is proven by their last three games where they first beat Space Cheese 2 to 1, then got a 1 all tie against Bloody Gorers and then finally this week 8 they lost 2 to 1 to Wolf-Whistlers. Death has visited the Dudes two times, taking two beastmen with him. Currently the Dudes have 10 player roster but they have enough money to summon a new beastman into their ranks if they deem it necessary. Their most promising player is the beastman Thishnogors. He is fast and he even has a pair of extra arms to help with the ball handling. Their schedule takes them to a road tour for the next two weeks, first they'll visit Orkitis B.C. and then Druchii Smuchii Schmoo. So first some green and then some dark bashing. Anything to add Nippy?
- erm... Not really...
- What an insight Nippy! Upwards! 7th place in the standings belongs to a dwarf team named Midget Stuntmen. Two wins and whopping 4 ties gives the stunty little men 10 points. Before this week they were the only undefeated team. Weeks 5 and 6 saw them in two tied games, 1 all against the Dudes and 0 all against the Dragon Trainers. This week they had their first loss, 2-0 against DSS. So it can be said this is a team that is tough to beat. And that really sums up the dwarfs, you can get them down but only you rarely you can beat them down. All of the Stuntmen players have attributed to the team's success but their real star player has been their runner Alglid who has scored 6 touchdowns! The Stuntmen also got a new toy last week, a brand new Deathroller. I hear it is this year's model with twin spikes! It should give some concerns to Stuntmen's next opponents, Crunch Masters and FSB. Boy, those Deathrollers really are something, don't you agree Nippy?
- Dad says that they're really not so useful, he says that you can stop one of them just by stuffing a snotling or a goblin into the gears.
- Oh, the old blood-slip the gears routine, yes that has worked previously but I hear that these new models have a special valve that separates blood from the gore and keeps the gears and the D'roller rolling. Well, enough of this technical stuff. 11 points, that is what it takes to get to 5th and 6th spot in the NUL. And both of teams that have managed to score this amount of points are green. 6th place team is the Crunch Masters. 3 wins and 2 draws. Crunch have played it strong against the other top teams, scoring wins against Orkitis and BuzcaBass in weeks 5 and 6 and drawing 1 all this week against the FSB. Their roster is starting to look really strong, especially when one looks at the black ock Grubak Break'teef muscles that have grown quite a bit from the start of the season. They will be missing lineorc Grafang from their next game where they host Midget Stuntmen. Continuing with the orcs, the currently 5th place Orkitis B.C still hasn't played their week 7 match against the Space Cheese. With a win Orkitis could take themselves to 2nd place so the orcs will probably give this match all they got. And what they have is a fearsome quartet of blitzers. Orkitis blitzers will keep a guard on you, tackle you down, then hit you mighty hard and if that doesn't knock you out, one of them will pile on you. In week 6 they defeated the Gentlemen Wolf-Whistlers and but week 5 saw them losing to their fellow orc team Crunch Masters. After the skaven match the Orkitis will host Disorganised Dudes and then they travel to BuzcaBass stadium. Nippy, do you know any orkish?
- Well, once an orc tried to rob us on an alley. But my mommy had her rolling pin with her so he didn't do well. The orc kept yelling Kagh! Dae'mon! Kagh! when he ran away. Don't know what it means.
- You're painting quite an interesting picture of your mother Nippy. Your dad must be a brave fellow. And so should be everyone who would dare to try take the 4th place of NUL away from the team holding the spot. The team in question is Fasta Stronga Betta. This team has not lost after week 1. Their last three matches were two wins against Shining Sins and Space Cheese and a tie against Crunch Masters this week. FSB has managed to keep their snotlings surprisingly intact, they've lost only two of them, and naturally the ogres of the team are untouched. Kurmak the Numa Um and Toerag Crusher are the emerging star players but all of the ogres are beginning to look fierce! Well, I guess Gurunk Toothache may get some hazing from his team-mates, as he hasn't developed any visible skills. Next two weeks will keep the ogres at their home stadium, first they'll get a visit from Dragon Trainers - interesting to see if any of the norse make it back to north - and then from the Midget Stuntmen. So FSB will get a firsthand experience of both the thinnest and the heavies armors in the league. Have you ever seen an ogre at close Nippy, they're quite big I must say?
- Dad says that mom is an ogre but she's not big. But he also calls her his pussycake butterfly sometimes, so I really don't know.
- ...Ahem... Speechless... Well, let's move on... Three teams left. Two of those teams have 13 points from 4 wins and 2 draws. These teams in 2nd and 3rd place have also already played against each other in week 2. This match saw the dwarfen BuzcaBass beat the necromantic Gentlemen Wolf-Whistlers 1 to 0 but currently the team at the 2nd place is the Wolf-Whistlers and 3rd place belongs to BuzcaBass. BuzcaBass has an extremely strong roster which also includes the arguably best player of the league, the runner Harquas who has developed into a fine leader. He really stands out from the other dwarf players who based on their skills are all former members of some royal guard. Last weeks have been hard for the BuzcaBass, first in week 5 they lost 2-0 to Druchii Smuchii Schmoo and then 1-2 to Crunch Masters. This week they however got back to winning track as they snatched away a 1-2 victory from Shining Sins. Two home games ahead for the dwarfs, Bloody Gorers and Orkitis B.C. will be paying them a visit. The 2nd place team Wolf-Whistlers will also be playing home next two weeks, first against DSS and then against Space Cheese. W-W has rainbow results from their last three games, a draw from Dragon Trainers, a loss from Orkitis B.C and win from Disorganized Dudes. Wolf-Whistlers' roster has not seen much of change as it is really hard to kill someone who is already dead. The development of players have been quite slow but the duo of werewolves has kept the team in track and in recent games even some of the zombies has managed to show some new skills. All right Nippy, any thoughts before we take it to the top?
- erm... ahhh... Maybe the dwarfs want to be so high in the standings because they are so short? And maybe the undead want to get as high as possible once they've digged themselves up?
- That's probably the most wise or the most dumbest thing you've ever said Nippy. Nicely done. Well, there's one team that we haven't talked about but that has been mentioned quite a few times as the team taking points away from those teams we've already discussed. 5 wins, 1 tie and only 1 loss gives this dark elf team 16 points and a 3 point lead in the standings. The team we're talking about is of course Druchii Smuchii Scmoo or DSS. Only team who has managed to win against these darkie elves is Space Cheese and the team that managed to draw them is Shining Sins who did it two weeks ago in week 6. In weeks 5 and 7 DSS played against both dwarf teams winning 2-0 both times. Schmoozers haven't got their wins easily. Although they haven't suffered any deaths they have had their share of injuries, line-elf Niles the Nun Nailsman smashed his hip early in the season and hasn't been same since and just last week the DSS had to let one of their blitzers go due to a serious injury. The star player of the team is their witch elf Eviscerating Evelyn, which shouldn't be a surprise to anyone who knows anything about dark elves. The other darkies have developed surprisingly little but those who have managed to acquire some special skills are now really hard to knock down. This looks like the team to beat and the first team that will try to do it is the 2nd place Gentlemen Wolf-Whistlers in the week 8 matchup. What do you think Nippy, who will take this game home?
- ...I thought the Wolf-Whistlers were the home team? But I think the Druchii Smuchii Schmoo will win because that witch elf of theirs is witchingly beautiful.
- Just as beautiful as the game that they play in the NUL! This is a nice spot to finish our magicast. We'll be back, hopefully next week, to recap the games that have been played and take a look into the future! I've been Gron Grumbundy and I wish you bloody good Blood Bowling week! Have a week!