Sir,
Our campaign is proceeding well. We have met several local tribes in 7 intense battles. Only General Custer failed, when meeting the Wonderworlders. He gave incorrect orders to our brigades causing us to be completely out manuevred and even allowed the enemy to cause irreparable damage to our artillery. And worst of all, he tried to cover it up for the public by not writing any official report of his actions. He has been demoted to Colonel due to this.
However, to his defence, we must add that this particular enemy has never been beaten. A remarkable achievement that shows the competence of their commander and the ability of their troops.
Our scouts have reported that the Wonderworlders have been seen in the west. We will seek them out to settle this once and for all.
General Grant