*** The Absolut Chaos Distillery ***

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Welcome to the Absolut Chaos Distillery, located in the centre of Cowpenhaven and your local bringer of social disorders and shattered families for decades!

The Absolut Chaos Distillery is one of the prime industries in Cowpenhaven, delivering it's oozing beverage to the local community for over 50 years. The company is very active around the time of the Cowpenhaven Cow Market since its refreshing indulgence is well known amongst the farmers who comes for the cow market. The complete recipe is a well kept secret that has been inherited through the Hellsin family for centuries, but it's a well known fact that the liqueur grants its special bouquet by being tripple distilled through a filter that consists of the dust of grinded warpstone: Thus, guaranteeing the violent drunken dissorder that the liqueur is so famous for.

Today, the company is owned and runned by Barris Hellsin who inherited the business 35 years ago. He's known to have honoured the company's long tradition by personaly testing each batch of booze that leaves the factory, but also bringing the Absolut Chaos Distilleries to the modern age with some innovative, aggressive, marketing strategies.

The Absolut Chaos Destilleries is a proud promoter of Blood Sports and is very eager to find ultra violent players to stick their company logo on.

The Absolut Chaos Distilleries is currently sponsoring KIEL VIKINGS with a contract worth 8 X
This contract will expire after season 1


If you wish to get a sponsorship by Absolut Chaos you may apply for it here!

[Elake]

The Frog Bros sure could need some Absolute Chaos for the upcoming season ;)

[johoohno]

Rot is gooood. Chaos is gooooood, Nurgle is goooood. We want to combine all this. Pest Eller Kolera would be proud to let the fine emblem of Chaos distillery cover their rotting bodies.

[mooonuel]

pest ella kolera have no idea what the word chaos means if you want chaotic disease ridden pestilence look no further than the  Syphilitc Dribblers and there star player Puppydoggydoggy who likes Absolut chaos off the the pitch and causes Absolut chaos on the pitch.

How many skaven should i sacrifice in my next game to gain your approval.  :-\