S18 - Match Day 7

[Mr B]

Soo.. Apparently.. Dark Souls was cheese extreme this night.
And The World of Cheese was the world that was just robbed on it's cheese...

The Extreme game had No BH.. and 6 CAS... Two RIP, broken hands, broken this, broken that.. ohh yes that apo fixed the RIP to a BH.. but else..
I think there was spikes on the grass out there tonight.

The Orge in our game was blocking like a rookie.. and a rookie he was.. and somehow he got promoted anyway.
So the fear from the dark souls was larger than the World could take, passing game failed them.
Next game was looking bad for the Cheese team.. all runners mng.. only one left.. and then he died...

Cheesy Loners made the blocks, took the hits and in the end also the MVP.
Vamps was somehow feed by the cheese, but licking fingers from the grease you really must clean the taste of with a thrall now and then.
Stopping any goal in the first half by taking a sip.

Yes, when the Dark Souls II entered the World... it run out of cheese totally.
Will take at least one game to regain some grease yellow tings on the plate again..

Good luck Equi, sorry for this game, I had no clue they were so fond of Cheese.



Take care!
/B

[hakos]

THE LEGENDS OF BLOOD BOWL, ISSUE NUL18:7

The warm-up phase is behind us. No mercy is shown any more. This was definitely the toughest day so far. A total of 5 players were killed, 4 more got permanent damages. 7 were just badly hurt, which of course is to be expected then you sign the contract. Two of the dead ones truly gave it all for their team and earned the most valued player award, post-mortem.

Not even the best players in the league were spared with one veteran killed, Lord Wellingtons, and another veteran, Edmund Emmenthaler, badly hurt. In total the rat team, that has been performing really well so far, was the team hurt the most. They will only be able to field 6 healthy player's next game. Will they be able to come back from this?


#47, Value 100, The lizard team continues to impress and the deadliest player on their team today is the aptly named 'Jared Bloodrick'. With 3 causalties, one a clean kill, in just one match he impressed enough to be featured here. On the other hand, he is a bit uneven, every second match he does nothing and the rest he shines.

#25, Value 120, If Jared's performance is a bit up and down. 'Rincewind' is quite the opposite. He is now one of only two players that have managed to do something worthy of a star every match. The other one is Killy Turner. Perhaps day 3 was Rincewind's best day when he managed to do 3 passes in a single match. The only player to match that is Edmund.

#56, Value 90, 'Noshow Moreno' has been a quiet fellow so far. But perhaps he has been inspired by his teammates. Today he was awarded the most valued player award in the lizard team after scoring an important touch down. And with a speed equaling even a gutter runner, this little skink might very well do much more in the future. If only he manages to protect his niggling achilles heel.

#74, Value 80, 'The Gutter' strikes again, and he strikes hard. Last week he made 3 cas and 1 td. This week he made 3 cas and even managed to kill a gutter runner. This thrall is rapidly becoming the star of the vampire team. We wonder what the vampire's think about that. Aren't they supposed to be the evil, deadly guy that everyone is afraid of?