Norsca Union League

Quote from: J-Reedy on April 27, 2022, 08:12:47 AM

Quote from: atte1979 on April 27, 2022, 12:18:16 AMHey J!

I'm down with the flu and therefore at home all week. So Wednesday 18-21 works great for me. Let me know what time suits you best.

Let's say 20.00 so I have time for after work jog. And you have time to watch "Salkkarit" if you're into it.

Hey J.

I feel so beat up with absolutely no brain activity that I can't focus on a match. Can we try again tomorrow evening at the same time?

Quote from: J-Reedy on April 25, 2022, 10:44:29 PMFinal match day is now open, time to settle the playoff teams!

So Pro MAD Serfs have secured a playoff spot but their position and every other PO team is still in the air. Steel of Sweden are most likely in but a draw would definately secure their spot. Kamprads Classic are in with a win. Old Skool Orks, Non-Fungible Team and Siblings of Shrek are all at 12 points and none of them play against each other, so wins are a must to have a fighting chance. Fangless Freshmen and Elizardbeth's Royal Blood have a chance but they need a win and suitable results from other matches. Har Ganeth BB seem to be out as they can only get to 12 points and either the winner of the NFT vs FF or NFT in case of a draw will get to 13 points and over.

So, interesting times. Play on, mates!

Atte, here are my OK starting times, EEST ie. Finnish time:
- Tuesday 18-21
- Wednesday 18-21
- Saturday/Sunday basically any time, though on Sunday before 19.

Let me know if any of those suits you, sir. Ensi viikosta tiedän tarkemmin loppuviikosta.

Hey J!

I'm down with the flu and therefore at home all week. So Wednesday 18-21 works great for me. Let me know what time suits you best.

Thank you Hakos

This night saw the clash of the Orks and the Burgers.

As soon as the starting whistle had blown the Orks completely forgot what they came to do, which was to ground the juicy 'obbitses to hamburger pattys and win the game playing a steady and deadly grind only to score at the end of their drive. In stead, they started chasing after the juicy, tender, mouth watering *drool*... Err, the sneeky 'obbitses. This resulted in an un-timely surf by the Burgers. To add insult to injury, the Burgers' star treeman, Deeproot Strongbranch CAS'd a lineman with the first swing of his log like arm.

The Orks re-grouped and mustered a steady cage onslaught knocking down 'obbitses on their march for the touchdown despite the 'obbitses dodging and taunting the Orks. Close to the end of the half the Orks' thrower decided to throw a quick pass to one of the blitzers caging him even though he could have scored himself. As the Orks had eaten their fair share of the Halfling chef's cookings, they had completely forgotten the playbook of their head coach which resulted in a fumble by the blitzer who wasn't expecting to receive a pass.

The Burgers quickly rushed to surround the ball, most likely they mistook it for a pie and remembered the golden "three second rule". With so many 'obbitses around the ball the Orks couldn't get to it in time to score and the first half ended in a 0-0 stand still.

In the second half the Burgers started the attack with five courageous 'obbitses and the three treemen. The Orks attempted a hook maneuver from the flanks but that only resulted in leaving their back field unattended and the Burgers capitalized on this opening immediately. In one swift fling of the fling who was carrying the ball they were in reach of a touchdown as he nailed the landing and rushed to take the lead 1-0.

The Orks were starting to get desperate now as their head coach was furious and whipped (literally , he whipped them with a seven tailed whip which had spiked little spheres at the ends) them back in order and discipline. After receiving the kick from the Burgers they started slowly but steadily to make their way once again towards the Burgers' end zone. Knocking down 'obbit after 'obbit and leaving the treemen behind them they finally managed to salvage a point on their last turn ending the match in a 1-1 draw.

Quote from: atte1979 on April 19, 2022, 06:41:06 PM

Quote from: WiGdoor on April 17, 2022, 10:12:58 AM

Quote from: atte1979 on April 17, 2022, 08:33:31 AM

Quote from: WiGdoor on April 14, 2022, 11:03:22 AM

Quote from: atte1979 on April 13, 2022, 06:22:59 PMHello WiGdoor.

Da Orks is hungree! Burgas! We wants burgas!
We wants to eat da filthy hobbitses, choo da flesh from deir boneses.

When are you available to play?

I'm available tonight or friday afternoon and evening. After that I can arrange on week nights on Tuesday or Wednesday, kick-off between 18.00 and 20.00 CEST.

Can we find a suitable time slot for the both of us?

Y'all eat these lard-ridden chumps, you're gonna end up with clogged arteries. We're so fat, yo momma jokes don't even apply.;)

I'm unavailable Friday due to Easter, but Tuesday is so far unoccupied!

Would Tuesday at 19.00 CEST be a suitable time for you?

Yeah, that should work. Cya Tuesday!

Hi WiGdoor.

I'll be ready to kick-off in 20 minutes.

let's make that 19.05 CEST...

Quote from: WiGdoor on April 17, 2022, 10:12:58 AM

Quote from: atte1979 on April 17, 2022, 08:33:31 AM

Quote from: WiGdoor on April 14, 2022, 11:03:22 AM

Quote from: atte1979 on April 13, 2022, 06:22:59 PMHello WiGdoor.

Da Orks is hungree! Burgas! We wants burgas!
We wants to eat da filthy hobbitses, choo da flesh from deir boneses.

When are you available to play?

I'm available tonight or friday afternoon and evening. After that I can arrange on week nights on Tuesday or Wednesday, kick-off between 18.00 and 20.00 CEST.

Can we find a suitable time slot for the both of us?

Y'all eat these lard-ridden chumps, you're gonna end up with clogged arteries. We're so fat, yo momma jokes don't even apply.;)

I'm unavailable Friday due to Easter, but Tuesday is so far unoccupied!

Would Tuesday at 19.00 CEST be a suitable time for you?

Yeah, that should work. Cya Tuesday!

Hi WiGdoor.

I'll be ready to kick-off in 20 minutes.

Quote from: WiGdoor on April 14, 2022, 11:03:22 AM

Quote from: atte1979 on April 13, 2022, 06:22:59 PMHello WiGdoor.

Da Orks is hungree! Burgas! We wants burgas!
We wants to eat da filthy hobbitses, choo da flesh from deir boneses.

When are you available to play?

I'm available tonight or friday afternoon and evening. After that I can arrange on week nights on Tuesday or Wednesday, kick-off between 18.00 and 20.00 CEST.

Can we find a suitable time slot for the both of us?

Y'all eat these lard-ridden chumps, you're gonna end up with clogged arteries. We're so fat, yo momma jokes don't even apply.;)

I'm unavailable Friday due to Easter, but Tuesday is so far unoccupied!

Would Tuesday at 19.00 CEST be a suitable time for you?

Hello WiGdoor.

Da Orks is hungree! Burgas! We wants burgas!
We wants to eat da filthy hobbitses, choo da flesh from deir boneses.

When are you available to play?

I'm available tonight or friday afternoon and evening. After that I can arrange on week nights on Tuesday or Wednesday, kick-off between 18.00 and 20.00 CEST.

Can we find a suitable time slot for the both of us?

Quote from: atte1979 on April 07, 2022, 08:00:10 PM@hakos, that's a date. Tomorrow @ 19CET/20EET

@hakos, can we start an hour later, 20CET? Somethings come up at my end and I'm running late.

@hakos, that's a date. Tomorrow @ 19CET/20EET

Hello Hakos. 👋

The Orks need a proper British spanking to boost morale. When would you be available to deliver?

I can play tonight or tomorrow evening at the earliest. After that I'm available next Monday or Wednesday evening.

My preferred time to kick-off is 19:00 EET at the earliest and 22:00 EET at the latest, although on Friday I can start even later.

The Green Machine marches on!

The Old Skool Orks started on the offence, caging up and rolling through the Elizardbeth's Royal Blood defense. With the tactical removal of two skinks (assisted by a failed dodge from the Blood's) three out of five skinks were out of the game before the first Touchdown and the Orks' turn to defend was quite simple with 11 players against the Blood's 8 players.

Quite swiftly the Orks overpowered and gridlocked the Blood's dash for the equalizer and turned the tide once again towards the Blood's end zone. The last glimmer of hope was lost in a desperate two die uphill blitz from one of the two remaining skinks on the ball carrier, which ended up in the death of the skink.

The last few turns saw the Orks practicing blocking by some of the more inexperienced players and finally a second Touchdown just before the final whistle.

Quote from: Mr B on March 24, 2022, 01:05:07 PM

Quote from: atte1979 on March 23, 2022, 11:22:50 PMHello @Mr B.

First I apologize for missing our match tonight. After sleeping poorly last night I thought I'd take a one hour nap before our match that turned into a five hour coma from which I just woke up of.

Secondly I throw myself to the mercy of the court. I will concede the match in a heartbeat if you want me to, or we can re-schedule the match. The decision is entirely yours and I will comply with it.

Should you decide to want to re-schedule our match, I'm available on Friday night anytime after 17.00 CET, or anytime on Sunday until 21.00 CET.
Next week I'm available like I was this week: Monday, Wednesday or Friday evenings with the kick-off between 19.00 and 21.00 at the latest.

Haha

Well well.. that was some timing
Wednesday then... sorry

Lets aim for that, Wednesday 20.30 EET.

Hello @Mr B.

First I apologize for missing our match tonight. After sleeping poorly last night I thought I'd take a one hour nap before our match that turned into a five hour coma from which I just woke up of.

Secondly I throw myself to the mercy of the court. I will concede the match in a heartbeat if you want me to, or we can re-schedule the match. The decision is entirely yours and I will comply with it.

Should you decide to want to re-schedule our match, I'm available on Friday night anytime after 17.00 CET, or anytime on Sunday until 21.00 CET.
Next week I'm available like I was this week: Monday, Wednesday or Friday evenings with the kick-off between 19.00 and 21.00 at the latest.