Norsca Union League

JReedy-Memofin scheduled for Thursday morning.

Ah, no they're not! At least ours isn't. Gnaarkill, when can you play?

I can do:
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday from 1800 CET onwards
Saturday/Sunday most likely, but I'm not completely sure about times yet

Two games left this md.
Tags vs Gnaarkill
JReedy vs Memofin

Are they planned or?

Br
MrB

Very precise report Mr B. Thanks.

yes, it was a tough game, but I can report that the rumors about Freddie Mercuries death are just that. He is now back in the team again (or is it a look alike?).

/hakos

MD7,

Humans of The Dazzling Dudes received the Chaos team The Four Horsemen.
The Dudes on 3 win 1 draw and 2 losses vs chaos on 3 won zero draw and 3 losses.

Quite equal in team value until Chaos decided to train up 4th rr and one more Goat sitting with one recerve
This the became 60k inducements for humans who got a babe to wake up the knocked one, if they come.

Game started and nice weather humans won the toss, decided to kick.
Evenly spread out humans chaos saved one guy to get the ball.

Started quite even, punshes goes here and there, the ball could not be picked up, it took 3 turns to get it.
On the third turn, one rookie Blitzer Freddie Mercury, faced his death (again) and apo could not help him.
So servere wounded but he was left dead.
One player advantage,
The Chaos Ogre decides to join the game in turn 4, spending the second and third admiering the human ogre, who just bashed blitzed and was just flawless in the start.
Advancing slow, keeping the game under control moving the "wall" slowly.
Turn 5 the Human Ogre's eyes flashed red and with fury bashed out a chaos warrior.
Moved up equal then in numbers, still stronger.
Knocked out thrower the following turn and it feelt like the time to move more down to the td zone.
Ogre goes bananas again blitzes downs and GFI's, putting real preassure on ball handler, who now is forzed and pinned to the left side and of zone, humans just get's that elf feeling dodges and runs keeping the preassure.
Looks fantastic hard, judge the situation and pushed, and double skull rr double skull.
Ended turn seven with disaster.

Ogre works like a charm still not even a bonehead roll found, koncked out the ballhandler, humans fans throws in the ball deep in the middle.
Human blizer rushes back in center supporting his lineman there vs a CW and a Goat, Lineman rushes GFI gets ball, all without rr. Blitzer the 1d pows a goat knocking him out, it all turn in Human favor in a twist.
Last Lino deep in chaos defense zone missed the dodge from CW and turn ends.

CW takes up the defending part tagging the downed Lino, who is the only player currently who can score in the turn 8.
It looks impossible to score, so we go all defense. Blitzing the ballkeeping lino, but we are unable to down him.
Ogre knockes down his prey, blitzer down my goat tagging the ballhandler, wounding him, apo is called but seariously wounded stays.
Turn ends with a rr on 1d skull, and then failed dodge.
First half 0-0.
Looking good for humans, still 2 reservs on the bench nothing ko'd, chaos uses the reserv and it is 11 vs 11 on the field.

One runner blodge and one lino in bench and one runner blodge on field.
Spreading out the chaos team to not let an easy approach come to part.
Blitz on the broken goat, failed and first time in game human ogre goes DOH, where am I?
This means the Los is not so weak and 1d fells the CW but then the pickup failes and the thrower wonders how that was possible.
Due to the ogre looking abashed, there is a need to just push one lino to get a clear path to the runner with a tackler, and then we can tag the ball.
So this is the plan, and we go.
Moving in to close ways, and then chaarge.
We actually hurt the catcher, removing him. Chaos ogre goes DOH, again but coach screams and he come back in the game, hurting the blitzer. 9 vs 11.
On the preassure the humans are forced to blitz with the thrower who then cannot pass, but he failes to down the target goat and also amazingly fails to pickup the ball.
Next round, one Blitzer more is wounded, 8 vs 11, I actually fail to see the human with all players and icons showing in the gui, doing one not expected dodge, but lucks stirkes and I manage the 3+ dodge.
CW manage to get the ball, then 2 bothdown block ends the turn.

Human Ogre BH one goat, and he is back. The main reason everything failed in the first half.
Some dodge some 1d blocks and ending with a 2d against on the CW with the ball, who selects the skull.
It is turn 11 so we move slow, keeping the team together.
Ending with a bothdown and turnover, rerolles burned to save other blocks.
The Steady human ogre now rolls skull and bothdown, turn over.
Chaos decide to foul the might Ogre as his presence is strengthening the humans.
The Dirty player gives the +1 who removes the ogre from pitch, not even the thickskull saved that one.
But the ref did not like that one, Red card and bye bye.
7 vs 9.
But humans are fast, so 2 dodges and 4 GFI later there still is a 1d on CW with ball, but arrow rr arrow just mives him backwards.

We then can secure the victory but with good defence by hakos and chaos eating up all rr with double skulls, it was not as smooth as wished.
Still the more player gave the weight and the win.
0-1 to Chaos

Thanks a lot for the game Hakos, well done and good luck with the team.

BR
Mr B

Papa Jaiseri its time we get our panties in a twist and wrestle this one out. i can do today or most days exept saturdays.

7Up

Get going!
This is how it is plaied.

Final game of MD6.

It was a bloody and a fun game.
Elfs won the toss and choose to be in defence first. Some time later and some lucky dice, elves managed to steal the ball and score early.
Humans answered and scored back at turn 6, so I got 2 turns to try score, which happened with some help of so called "elf bullshit".

Second half started and elfs managed to get early score in and choose to try to trust being 2 score ahead. Humans scored their second goal in turn 14.
I decided not to try another  2 turner and instead just screened the ball and secured 3-2 win.

2 dead elfs and couple injuries, so pretty bloody game, luckily apo was awake and managed to save one blitzer <3

Thanks for the game Hakos it was a fun game. Good luck in the future games :)

I am at GothCon today and on saturday but hopefully it should be more possible to schedule a game after that.

Have had som discord contact with Memofin but we have not been able to find a joint time yet.

/hakos

Alrighty!

A little to late for a lengthy report here.
But to summarize.

The star player for this match was surely the ever fouling gobbo of the Whaag Whaag - team!
Taking out the Shunned's big ogre Techno Viking in round 1 followed by a relentless beating on the minotaur Track2, who only survived thanks to the half time bell.
The gobbo, he who shall not be named, nuffle forbid, continued his crusade to annihilate the Shunned from the face of the Old World. Through clever methods and inner circle connection the sneaky git of course had a deal with the ref, who, mind you, also is of goblin heritage... surprise mother fu...

Futile tries to send of the little green menace only made it more obvious that the whole match was staged.
The Shunned can count themselves lucky to come away with a draw.
I wonder how many fat pocketed goblin bosses will go to the Blorcs asking for a refund on this one?



GG Jaiseri-man! :D

/Gnaar