Norsca Union League

Quote from: JerXou on January 01, 2012, 10:49:09 PM
kvasilad around 19 CET then ?

19 CET Tuesday it is, see you on the field!

Quote from: JerXou on January 01, 2012, 08:02:42 PM
Hey kvasilad i could go tuesday im not sure what timezone are you meaning so would be happy to clear it :)

That's great, I'm in CET (Norway), feel free to suggest a time!

Happy new year everyone :)

My ok starting times this week are:
Monday 2030+
Tuesday 1830+
Wednesday 1830+
Thursday 1830+

I can also do next weekend, but I'd rather play on a weekday if at all possible :)

Quote from: kvasilad on December 27, 2011, 12:23:05 PM

Quote from: Beuenri on December 27, 2011, 08:48:40 AM

Quote from: kvasilad on December 26, 2011, 01:07:33 PM
Hi again, just to suggest something, what about tomorrow around 1300?

I can play today as well, so if you're seeing this already, let me know. I'll check back in now and then.

I can play today, 13.00 it is then.

Great, see you there!

I have no other choice but my laptop today (or indeed until the 2nd of Jan), so I really hope it's not going to act up again. I'm going to leave it off now for half an hour just in case problems were related to overheating.

I'm logged in and waiting :)

Quote from: Beuenri on December 27, 2011, 08:48:40 AM

Quote from: kvasilad on December 26, 2011, 01:07:33 PM
Hi again, just to suggest something, what about tomorrow around 1300?

I can play today as well, so if you're seeing this already, let me know. I'll check back in now and then.

I can play today, 13.00 it is then.

Great, see you there!

I have no other choice but my laptop today (or indeed until the 2nd of Jan), so I really hope it's not going to act up again. I'm going to leave it off now for half an hour just in case problems were related to overheating.

Quote from: Beuenri on December 21, 2011, 04:50:35 PM

Quote from: kvasilad on December 20, 2011, 07:49:29 PM
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm afraid I assumed there would be no match today since I hadn't heard anything, so I stayed at work a bit longer. Let's make it a holiday match then :)

Yeah sorry about that, I wasn't completely sure either if I'm going to make it so I didn't dare to post that I'll be able to, just thought that since I got home early enough I'll post that I'm ready, in case you'd happen to be ready too :P

Holiday match sounds good, lets look closer when to play then. And a Merry Christmas for all of y'all. :)

Hi again, just to suggest something, what about tomorrow around 1300?

I can play today as well, so if you're seeing this already, let me know. I'll check back in now and then.

Quote from: Beuenri on December 20, 2011, 05:40:18 PM

Quote from: kvasilad on December 19, 2011, 07:53:42 AM
Beuneri, I'm able to play tomorrow (Tuesday) from about 18 CET. If that doesn't work, I'm afraid it's going to have to be from 26th onwards, when I can play pretty much every day.

Ok, I can play today!

edit: I'm in right now, checking the game every now and then, so if I don't respond immediately just wait for a sec :)

edit2: I logged out now, but the dates from 26th onward should work for me too, so lets look closer when to play then

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm afraid I assumed there would be no match today since I hadn't heard anything, so I stayed at work a bit longer. Let's make it a holiday match then :)

My Disorganized Dudes will be ready for another season (I hope) :)

Beuneri, I'm able to play tomorrow (Tuesday) from about 18 CET. If that doesn't work, I'm afraid it's going to have to be from 26th onwards, when I can play pretty much every day.

Quote from: The Golden Arrow on December 11, 2011, 03:37:37 PM

Quote from: kvasilad on December 10, 2011, 05:21:22 PM

Quote from: The Golden Arrow on December 10, 2011, 05:15:47 PM
I have a game in another league tomorrow at 19 CET, so I can play around 20.30 if its fine with you?

Blood bowl night of epicness sound good :P

Yup, that's perfect! I'll be online from 2030!

I will not be able to play tonight, thursday round 19 CET should work though.

Ok, I'll be there.

Quote from: The Golden Arrow on December 10, 2011, 05:15:47 PM
I have a game in another league tomorrow at 19 CET, so I can play around 20.30 if its fine with you?

Blood bowl night of epicness sound good :P

Yup, that's perfect! I'll be online from 2030!

Quote from: kvasilad on December 10, 2011, 02:59:48 PM

Quote from: kvasilad on December 10, 2011, 02:54:03 PM

Quote from: The Golden Arrow on December 10, 2011, 02:47:51 PM
So, Kwasilad time to play. One of my ogres is sitting out this one so my team is rather decimated, but we'll put up a fight :P (it's not an injury of course, those things don't happen to ogres, rather some problem with the judges... I think he ate the judge last game...).

I can play sunday afternoon, monday whole day, daytime tuesday and next weekend.

Haha :)

I have an incredibly busy next week, but playing sunday (you mean tomorrow the 11th dec right?) would be perfect. I can basically play all day, but for example 1600 CET?

Oh, scratch that, I forgot we get visitors tomorrow... could you play as late as 2000? I can maybe make it sooner, but I'm not sure how early. 20 should be safe.

I can also start thursday 18-21 as well as pretty much all day next saturday and sunday.

Quote from: kvasilad on December 10, 2011, 02:54:03 PM

Quote from: The Golden Arrow on December 10, 2011, 02:47:51 PM
So, Kwasilad time to play. One of my ogres is sitting out this one so my team is rather decimated, but we'll put up a fight :P (it's not an injury of course, those things don't happen to ogres, rather some problem with the judges... I think he ate the judge last game...).

I can play sunday afternoon, monday whole day, daytime tuesday and next weekend.

Haha :)

I have an incredibly busy next week, but playing sunday (you mean tomorrow the 11th dec right?) would be perfect. I can basically play all day, but for example 1600 CET?

Oh, scratch that, I forgot we get visitors tomorrow... could you play as late as 2000? I can maybe make it sooner, but I'm not sure how early. 20 should be safe.

Quote from: The Golden Arrow on December 10, 2011, 02:47:51 PM
So, Kwasilad time to play. One of my ogres is sitting out this one so my team is rather decimated, but we'll put up a fight :P (it's not an injury of course, those things don't happen to ogres, rather some problem with the judges... I think he ate the judge last game...).

I can play sunday afternoon, monday whole day, daytime tuesday and next weekend.

Haha :)

I have an incredibly busy next week, but playing sunday (you mean tomorrow the 11th dec right?) would be perfect. I can basically play all day, but for example 1600 CET?

*huff* *puff* *huff* *puff* "Am I too late?"

Stumbling Stephen the Scribe rests his hands on his knees and breathes heavily.

"I wr.." *huff* *wheeze* "wrote down the events of the last two games!"

Appearing to have caught most of his breath, the red-faced and surprisingly friendly-looking (also surprisingly beardy and surprisingly fat) old goat goes on:

"I recorded the last two Disorganized Dudes games in the Annals of Arduous Alliteration! It was an exhausting effort, but I got laughably lost before I could deliver them. It seems like I was busy pretending to be a doubtful duck most of last week, although I cannot be sure. Never the less, and more importantly, please allow me to read these delightfully delayed reports!"

"Starting with the first one... where was it... oh, right, Dragon Trainers. Ahem!"

"It was a fine day for a game, and 4 warriors from Disorganized Dudes happened to show up. These were Random Robin, Erratic Eric, Stochastic Steve and Unexpected Ulrik. Infrequent Ivan and Occasional Olec were nowhere to be seen. 7 goats were herded just in time for the toin coss, and the games were off.

Dragon Trainers won the toss, and chose to receive. After a decent kick-off, the three goats at the line of scrimmage were quickly decimated by the Norse warriors, headed up by the fearsome Yehtee Phlegma the Fierce. The werewolf Stoick made short work of the Dudes' left flank, and started clearing the way for a fast play.

One of the few goats left standing after the initial onslaught, apparently quite riled up by the action, lowered his horns and went straight for Stoick's guts. In a screeching clash of bone, flesh and metal, Stoick hit the ground, not looking at all pleased. The other Dudes scattered about in the typical disorganized fashion, not really accomplishing a lot.

Starkard the Runner made a surprise move down the opposite flank after Stoick's Slight Setback, carrying the ball across the line of scrimmage. Phlegma, on the other hand, appeared to have momentarily lost interest in the game, but rather found a seemingly interesting wart on his nose, demanding his undivided attention. Gobber floored Erratic Eric as he somewhat surprisingly decided to approach the charge with his hands held over his eyes, for reasons apparent only to him. The Disorganized defensive line at this point had decided to gather in entirely the wrong side of the pitch, and Dragon Trainers did not waste time taking advantage of their position. Various heads were knocked together while goats tried to take down the Yehtee, only to be knocked out and flung towards angry mobs of spectators. This left Starkard now able to relatively unhindered make his way towards the line and score a touchdown, setting the score to 0-1 for the Dragon Trainers!

Starkard, still celebrating his spectacular touchdown, made a spectacular mess of the kick-off. With half-time fast approaching, the goat Ul'molgors got the ball and realized that whatever was to be done, it had to happen quickly. The warriors on the line, led up by Stochastic Steve, managed to take down Phlegma and cause a bit of general mayhem, while Ul'molgors started a rush up the right flank supported by a couple of other goats.

Norse berserkers rallied quickly, and Ul'molgors found himself in a tough spot, surrounded by horned helmets. Realizing that he wasn't going to make it, he made a desperate long pass towards Shilow Tail on the far left flank, which somehow miraculously reached its target! Being practically alone, Shilow was free to run in the touchdown.

Unexpected Ulrik, suddenly deciding to take control of team strategy, made a rather original move at the start of the second half; rather than prepare to receive the ball, the Disorganized Dudes decided to line up as if it were not the start of the second half, but rather the end of the first, in a devious attempt to confuse the opposition. This was a partial success, but had the undesired side-effect of confusing the home team to an even greater extent.

Not being deterred, Thishnogors dodged free of the vikings and got hold of the ball in an unprecedented display of agility, seeking the relative safety of being close to Unexpected Ulrik's spiky armour. That safety turned out to be relative indeed, as Phlegma and Stoick thundered towards them and made sure some of Thishnogor's teeth as well as the ball ended up with a different relative position to Thishnogor. Hilarious violence escalated into a big brawl, dangerously close to the Dudes' line!

Shilow Tail miraculously managed to sneak out of the fighting with the ball, and was just able to pass it to Bris'nogor who was on the other side of the Norse defensive line. Running wildly towards a touchdown, the grin on Bris'nogor's face grew ever wider as he looked behind him and saw nobody able to keep up. Just as he turned his head back to look towards what he thought was the touchdown line, he realized that it looked a lot like a fist. A fist with metal spikes on it. Not being able to realize much of anything else for a few hours, Bris was sent flying into the sidelines by Gobber who was now in a real frenzy. Shilow, however, who had kept up, managed to swoop in, pick up the ball, and score the final touchdown just seconds before the game ended, 2-1 for the home team!"

"So there you have it! I've never seen the goats playing this kind of passing game before... well, not successfully anyway!"

"Two days ago, Disorganized Dudes met Midget Stuntmen at their home turf, a sturdy dwarf team sporting no less than two troll slayers. There was never any doubt that this was going to get physical. Very physical.

The Dudes' roster was more or less the same this time around, having kept even most of the goats. Bris'nogor being the notable exception, as he was still recovering from the unpleasant meeting between his eye and Gobber's fist.

The Midget Stuntmen won the toss and chose to receive, setting up a strong line with 5 stout blockers facing down three of the younger goats. Alglid the runner quickly got the ball and approached the line of scrimmage, ready for some carnage. The beastmen, used to being some of the meanest players around, were beaten senseless by the powerful dwarf fight...err..players. More or less all of the 22 players on the pitch participated in one huge brawl, and various body parts were left in various unnatural positions. Bryn Dok-Troll the troll slayer planted his heavy metal-clad fist through Shiey Pelt's temple, killing him outright before his body even hit the ground.

Alglid maintained posssession of the ball, and inched ever closer to the line avoiding most of the carnage, before finally securing the touchdown. 1-0 for the home team!

Both teams fielded 10 players for the next kick-off, with one goat having been killed and one troll slayer still being out cold. There was a frequent exchange of fists and boots around the line of scrimmage, while little constructive play took place. Unexpected Ulrik had a go with the ball at one point, but was slammed to the ground before posing any real threat to the dwarves. Ekrmli tried a daring long throw towards the end of the round, but ended up fumbling badly.

There was a clear sense of frustration in the chaos team at the start of the second half, being one player down, and getting nowhere with the wall of blocking dwarves. However, Bryn Dok-Troll fumbled the kick-off, and Shilow Tail got hold of the ball. Shilow, being something of an inspirational figure for the team after last week's game, managed to rally the team spirit somewhat, and started a run up the middle of the field with heavy support from both warriors and goats. However, Shilow's hopes of yet another touchdown for the Dudes were cut short by Bryn, who clobbered him unconscious, as the rush was turned into a flurry of punches and kicks.

The ball exchanged hands a couple of times, and ended up with Pa'fagor, one of the more inexperienced goats. Thishnogors, quick on his feet once again, had run up the field free of dwarves, and Pa'fagor managed a beautiful long throw to him. Having just received the ball, however, he also received Urur's boot, and ended up on his back without the ball. After a quick scramble, he managed to get hold of it again, only to be knocked down by Urur... again.

Time was running short, and frustration levels with the dwarf team's tough defence were rising. Erratic Erric, fueled by rage, unleashed his mailed fists at Karlok, severing his left jugular and sending him permanently to the ground with blood flying everywhere. Thishnogors, drawn in by the sudden fury, got up yet again and sent Alglid off the pitch with a nasty crunching sound, only to have Urur knock him down... again.

The ball somehow got lost in all the confusion, and ended up with the spectators, who hurled it back into the pitch deep into the Disorganized Dudes' half. Erratic Eric, still high on his adrenaline rush of fury, managed to get hold of it and throw it across half the field to Ulrik, who Unexpectedly caught it, and ran in a touchdown in the last seconds of the match!

Unprecedented ball playing by the warriors secured a draw, which the Disorganized Dudes seemed more than happy with."

"Right, well, that was a load off! I'm excited about the match against the ogres in Fasta Stronga Betta next week, and I'll surely be back with a new report from that match! Or not!"

Stumbling Stephen waddles along happily, while mumbling to himself giggling at something.